32 QUOTES

A character in Spin City

Stuart Bondeck quotes from Spin City

Played by Alan Ruck · 32 quotes · page 3 of 3

Played by Alan Ruck

2nd most-quoted character in Spin City: in 32 of its 123 quotes
Most scenes with: Mike Flaherty (9), Carter Heywood (8), Nikki Faber (7)

Scenes with Stuart Bondeck 26

Stuart

Hey Paul, nice suit... wait a minute, today's the Bagel.

What's the Bagel?

Stuart

Every year when Paul asks the mayor for a raise he gives him... the bagel.

[Walks in] Hey Paul, hey today's the bagel.

Stuart

How are we going to find a gay guy in here.

Let me do it, I'll just give him the look, if he doesn't return it, he's gay.

[Gives look to guy, guy looks away] Excuse me, you're gay right?

GGuy

No.

Excuse me, but you are.

[Guy walks away]

'Couple years of therapy, he'll find it out.