Charlie Crawford quotes from Spin City

Caitlin

What's your excuse?

Charlie

I have an excuse, but it's really not the time right now.

Caitlin

Yes it is.

Charlie

Well, I flew with air Sweden yesterday.

Caitlin

Oh, don't tell me, you met some fancy stewardess and ended up going to her hotel.

Charlie

...

Caitlin

Oh my god.

Charlie

Stuart, says here you're with the war against pornography.

Stuart

You're reading that wrong, it's the war against the war against pornography.

Charlie

I thought that was a typo.

Caitlin

Do you remember anything about this woman?

Charlie

Ehr...

Caitlin

You pig!

Charlie

Wait, something's coming.

Stuart

Hey Paul, nice suit... wait a minute, today's the Bagel.

Charlie

What's the Bagel?

Stuart

Every year when Paul asks the mayor for a raise he gives him... the bagel.

Carter

[Walks in] Hey Paul, hey today's the bagel.

Mike

You've got some nerve barging into your office telling me how to do your job!

Charlie

That didn't make any sense.

Mike

I figured if I yelled, you wouldn't notice.