Silvermane quotes from Spider-Man

Silvermane

It seems my congratulations were premature, Kingpin. We crime lords asked you to destroy Spider-Man, and instead, you kidnap an old lady and strongarm her weak nephew. Pathetic! To think I used to admire you.

Silvermane

Power of the Toltec's give me the wisdom of your wisest shamen's, the strength of your strongest warriors, and the invulnerability that will carry me into the next millennium! [The gizmo laser rays from the sky bounces into the Tablet of Time to zaps him and turns him into younger]

Little Silvermane

No...! No! I don't wanna be like this! Make it stop. Please! Somebody help meeee! [turns into a baby]

Quickly! Change my diaper.

Boss, Hammerhead double crossed us!

Silvermane

Hammerhead?! What are you talking about?

He kidnapped Alisa from ESU.

Silvermane

He's taking my daughter? I'll- Uh... Ooh...

Tombstone

You okay?

Silvermane

The Kingpin! He's behind this.

Tombstone

Let me go size him up for one of my coffins.

Silvermane

No. If Kingpin touches a hair on Alisa's head, he'll suffer pain worst than anything I am feeling!

Alisa

Father?

Yes, Alisa, it is me. The way I was before you were born: strong, fearless, powerful enough to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies- enemies like Spider-Man.

Alisa

Are you alright?

Better than alright. I feel wonderful like- Uh UUHHHHHH! [Turns into a child]

Alisa

What's happening to you? Dr. Connors! Where are you?

Vulture

I can't wait to stop changing like this!

I can't swap energy with him! Stop him!

Alisa

[points her gun at Spider-Man] Get back into the machine!

[Black Cat kicks Alisa away from him] Thanks, partner!

Don't mention it, partner.

[getting older with the Vulture in the machine] Shut off the machine! He's too old!

Smythe

I have to shut off the main power! [Scorpion blasts the main panel] YOU FOOL!

You ain't doing no more work with your machines! [attacks him]

Alisa

[runs to Silvermane] Father, no!

Silvermane

Too old!

The Vulture

I'm young again! This time, it better stay that way!

Smythe

[kicks Scorpion away] Toomes! With no one in the machine, the recombinator will overload! [Shooting the Vulture]

The Vulture

[flies up and dodges his lasers] Who cares?! I have what I always wanted! [flies away] Thanks for the new lease on life, old man! [laughs]

Alisa

I'm sorry it turned out this way, father. But at least you won't have to deal with diapers--

Silvermane

I wouldn't be so sure!