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S27 E5

South Park · Season 27, Episode 5

Meagan, Red and others in “Conflict of Interest”

MMeagan

[scrolling through the market app on her phone, as well as Red, and sees the bet of Sheila bombing Gaza officially removed] What the hell?

They took it down! We were all gonna win, and they took down our bets!

How can the app company do that?

I got in at nine-to-one odds! This is b-b-bullshit!

MMeagan

Yeah, these apps are totally corrupt.

[blowing his whistle as he appears] Guys! For the love of God!

[The students all put away their phones; Kyle and Cartman are then seen sitting on the steps]

Well, Cartman, I just wanna say thanks. You know, it's crazy, but nobody else here gave a crap about how I was feeling except for you.

Oh, that's all right, Kyle. I'm just happy the bet got taken down. Now none of these sickos can profit off of what your mom does.

Yeah, well, those people would have all lost the bet anyway.

What do you mean they would have all lost the bet?

Well, I know the reason my mom went Israel.

It wasn't to bomb a Palestinian hospital?

No, when my mom left the house, she said she was gonna find the person responsible for all this and give them a piece of her mind.

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