[sitting at a table with Stan and Kenny in the cafeteria around lunchtime] You guys! You guys! [pulls out his phone] Have you checked the betting app lately?
No.
Ever since Kyle got all pissed off, the odds are going up on his mom attacking Gaza.
No way.
Yeah, check it out! Now 17% of people are betting she's gonna do it, we gotta get in on this, guys!
Dude, Kyle's mom isn't going to strike Gaza.
Yes, exactly! [lowers his voice] We know that. And we can also influence Kyle to get the odds raised even more. It's called a conflict of interest, you guys, it's a way to make free money.
Isn't that illegal?
Yes! All we have to do is make sure Kyle stays angry, and at the same time, go talk antisemitic shit about his mom to goose the odds up even more.
[walks up to the table and sits down next to Stan] What are you guys talking about?
[puts his phone away] Nothin'. Just talking about how messed up it is everyone hates Jews now.
You think it's messed up?
Yes, I do, Kyle. Why would an app allow a bet like that to exist? It's obvious rage bait.
Yeah, that's exactly how I feel!
Dude, you might just wanna let it go.
See? "Just let it go." That's how people want you to deal with a crisis that they don't even understand.
[pointing at Stan; angrily] Yes! [then pointing at Cartman] Thank you.
You can't give up, Kyle. It's not cool people would say this stuff about your mom. And honestly, if you don't have her back, who will? [walks down the school hallway] Hey, have you guys heard about Kyle's mom? [all the students look at him] Man, that bitch has it out for Palestine, let me tell you. Well I don't know, I would just hate to be a Palestinian hospital, that's all I can say. Well, anyways, good to talk to you guys. [walks away] Hey, guys! Guys, have you heard about my friend Kyle's mom?
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