I don't know, guys, I'm like 60% sure that was a fսcking dude.
Nah, I'm definitely betting it's a chick. What are the odds at?
[takes out his phone] Looks like about 40 kids betting now, 55% saying the Webelo is a dude.
So I'd only win, like, five bucks on a $2 bet? [also takes out his phone]
What are you guys talking about?
Prediction market app, dude. You know, online peer-to-peer betting.
Yeah, it's social platform betting. People can make any bet they want, and then other users take them up on it.
Really?
Yeah, it's pretty sweet, dude. People bet on anything, even stuff here at the school. See? Will the girls' soccer team win on Friday? Will there be a snow day this month? Will Kyle's mom strike Gaza and destroy a Palestinian hospital? Will school lunch have tater tots next week?
Wait, what was that?!
Will school lunch have tater tots next week?
No, the one about my mom!
Oh. Uh... Will Kyle's mom strike Gaza and destroy a Palestinian hospital?
Why the hell would my mom destroy a Palestinian hospital?!
'Cause she's a Jew?
[to Stan and Cartman as he approaches them] Boys, put 'em away. You know the rules... no cell phones during school time.
[put their phones away] Sorry, Jesus.
[blows his whistle and walks away] No phones, guys!
[Stan and Cartman take out their phones again]
Take that bet down right now, fatass!
I didn't put it up, Kyle. I'm not even betting on it. It's 9:1 odds your mom won't do it, those are terrible odds.
This is such bullshit! I'm gonna find out who started this and I'm gonna fսcking rip 'em a new asshоlе! [storms off]
Man, you just bring up Gaza to a Jew and they flip out. Maybe these are pretty good odds.
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