Hey, Stan! Isn't that Tom Cruise?
Huh? Oh, wow, it is. Hey, guys, check it out! Tom Cruise is a fudge packer!
What did you call me?
Hey, that is Tom Cruise! [snaps a picture of him]
How come you're packing fudge, Mr. Cruise?
I'm glad you asked, I'm not a fudge packer!
Dude, you don't have to be ashamed or anything.
But, I'm not a fudge packer! [packs a block of fudge into a box]
Then why are you packing fudge?
I'm not! I'm glad you asked, I'm a very busy actor! I'm just here trying to get away for a week and do some fly fishing! [pushes more fudge into boxes]
Dude, you are in a fudge factory packing fudge.
Oh, that does it! I will [slams his fist on the belt] SUE you!
For what?!
You can't just call somebody a fudge packer and get away with it!
[walks up with the students; notices Tom] Hey, is that fudge packer Tom Cruise?
[takes off and throws his hat on the ground] THAT'S IT! I'm suing this entire intolerant town! [starts leaving the factory]
But dude--
No buts! You wanna accuse somebody of being a fudge packer, you're gonna pay the consequences!
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