All right, people. It's almost Thanksgiving, and that means the annual Turkey Trot is nearly upon us. How is it that we haven't found one sponsor to help pay for this event?
South Park's just fallen on hard times, Mayor. Nobody's got the money.
Tegridy Farms used to be a sponsor of the Turkey Trot, but as you know, we've recently all lost Tegridy. So I'm afraid we just can't help.
What about the City Pop-up Store? Can't they help sponsor this year's race?
How shitty Asian pop-up pay for Turkey Trot? We gotta pay tariff! We're more fucked than anybody!
Let's just face it, Mayor. South Park businesses are dying and a lot of good people have lost their jobs.
[entering the room with janitor equipment] Trash? Anybody got trash?
[forming a ball with paper] Oh, yeah, here's some, bank shot! [throws it at him]
There has to be a solution, people. [gets up from her seat and walks over to a window, looking outside] The Turkey Trot is the one time of year this town comes together as a community. We all need it now more than ever.
Well, of course there is someone who'd be willing to give South Park a bunch'a money. I mean, they're giving money to everyone else, why not us?
[turns around] My God... [smiles] That's it!