I'm over it, Sharon. I am seriously over it. Don't you wanna just start over? Go back to simpler times?
I've had it -- school shootings, pieces of shit taking Ambien and tweeting, priests raping kids, and somehow... I'm not laughing anymore. Let's do it, Sharon. What I've always talked about. Let's get outta here. Go buy a farm and live off the land.
I've never been more serious.
[honking] Hey, the light's green!
SHUT UP, NELSON! Let's move out to the country. Go back to simple living when things mattered, like work hard and tegridy.
How will we make a living?
By growing things and selling what we make with our hands. We can do this, Sharon. It's time.
[South Park Elementary; Stan had told his friends about living on a farm after selling their house]
So, just like that? Your parents sold your house and everything?
Yeah, it takes me like an hour to get to school now. It sucks. All because Shelley bribed the playground monitor to let her vape during recess.
Why would your sister want to get addicted to those things?
Well, your little brother does it too, Kyle.
What are you talking about?
You didn't know? The kindergartners are, like, the biggest vapers at this school.
[confronting Stan with a vape pen] Where did you get this?
It's not mine. I took it from a kindergartner.
Yeah, right. My own son using a pussy stick. Don't you know what these things are doing to our way of life?! I've had enough!
You think I'm just gonna stand around while they destroy my family?! We've worked this farm and this land for over four days! I'm not about to let some vape queens take it all away from us!
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