“Mexican Joker” quotes from South Park

Stupid government! How can they sit there and look a child in the face and say it's fine for people to grow their own weed?!

Oh, why does it matter?

Why does it-- Ugh. Am I the only person here who understands what this will do to us?!

Stan

Yeah, but Dad, you're gonna piss off everybody in South Park.

You know what? Fuck South Park!

Fuck South Park.

Yeah, I'm sick it! I'm just- I'm done! I don't give two shits about South Park! All that matters is Tegridy Farms now!

I don't know if you wanna say "Fuck South Park."

[enters the room; upset] Hey Randy, did you go make a deal with another weed company?

Yes, Towelie. I'm working on a merger with Med Men.

Med Men? But, those guys are posers.

We have a deal in the works to help each other put a stop to home-growers once and for all.

Jesus. You know, I knew a guy who thought weed should be for everybody. A guy who believed in integrity. I don't understand who you even are anymore.

That's because I'm the president of the company, and YOU are a TOWEL!

YOU'RE a towel!

What is wrong with trying to protect our business?

[walks towards the front door; stops and turns around] Because weed isn't supposed to be some money-grubbin' business model! It's a gift from God! And not something to exploited by some stupid towel! [opens the door and steps out]

I AM NOT A TOWEL!!

Yeah. Yeah, sure thing, Randy. You are not a towel.

Cartman

Oh, hey, Kyle.

Kyle

What the fuck are you doing here?!

Cartman

So weak. Jimmy pissed me off 'cause he told the teacher I was texting in class, so I told Jimmy I'd have him sent off to a migrant detention center. He didn't believe me, so I said "Oh, I already did it to Kyle." Stan heard that, so he got pissed off and had me sent off to a migrant detention center.

Kyle

I haven't seen my parents in two weeks! Nobody even knows where my little brother is!

Cartman

I know. I know it sucks. But we're stuck in here together. Come on, buys. All we have to do is try to make the most of it.

Well, gang. Looks like Tegridy Farms is turning big profits again. We're on our way to becoming the biggest weed brand in the country. I'm not getting pushed around now, you got it? So go on. Anybody here wants to call me a towel, just go ahead and do it! Go on, Sharon. Call me a towel.

Fine. You're a towel. [gets up and walks away]

BEST TOWEL YOU EVER HAD, BITCH!