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“The Cissy” · Season 18, Episode 3
In this episode: Eric Cartman (4), Principal Victoria (3), Stan Marsh (1), Kyle Broflovski (1), Butters Stotch (1), Wendy (1), Craig (1)
[as Cartman walks up to a stall while peeing in the urinal] I think someone's in there.
No! God damn it, no! Who's taking the shit?!
Occupied.
I called dibs on stall one for all recess, Craig!
You can't call dibs on a toilet.
Son of a bitch! [walks up to another bathroom stall, but Kyle is already using it] Oh, no. No, no, no! I cannot go another lunch break without my toilet time!
Then don't eat 14 Eggo waffles for lunch, fat-ass!
What the hell do you think you're doing?
I'm going to the potty.
This is the girls' bathroom!
All right, I need to tell you something, Wendy: I'm transginger.
What?
Did you notice the bow? I'm not comfortable with the sex I was assigned at birth so I'm exercising my right to identify with the gender of my choice, now get out of my way. I have to take a shit.
[Cartman is sent to Principal Victoria's office and she confronts him about using the girls' bathroom]
I want to know just what makes you think it's okay to go inside the girls' bathroom.
Because I'm transgender. I looked it up, that means I can use the girls' shitter.
You are not transgender, Eric. You don't even know what that means.
Yeah-huh, it means I live a life of torture and confusion because society sees me as a boy but I'm really a girl.
All right. Well, if you identify yourself as a girl, you must find yourself attracted to boys. Is that right?
That's actually not true. I can be transginger without it having anything to do with the ginger I'm attracted to. Check the state bylaws.
All right, listen, Eric…
Erica.
Listen, Eric. You must know why we can't have you in the girls' bathroom.
All I know is I'm transginger, and you can't make me go to the bathroom with the cisgingers.
With the what?
[enters the girls' bathroom] Erica, I believe we have a solution to this little problem.
I don't have a problem, Principal Victoria. The cisgenders have the problem.
If it is agreeable to you, Erica, we are going to clear out the janitor's closet and remodel it into a private bathroom just for you!
[to Stan] Stanley, do you have a reason for not using the boys' bathroom?
I-I just... Two people close to me are having gender-identity issues, and I'm… I'm confused.
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