Butters, Cartman and others in “The Cissy”

Butters

[as Cartman walks up to a stall while peeing in the urinal] I think someone's in there.

Cartman

No! God damn it, no! Who's taking the shit?!

Occupied.

Cartman

I called dibs on stall one for all recess, Craig!

You can't call dibs on a toilet.

Cartman

Son of a bitch! [walks up to another bathroom stall, but Kyle is already using it] Oh, no. No, no, no! I cannot go another lunch break without my toilet time!

Kyle

Then don't eat 14 Eggo waffles for lunch, fat-ass!