I was informed that fourth-graders are a little too old for Mr. Hat.
TWO-year-olds are too old for Mr. Hat!
But it's okay because I found a new teacher's assistant. Say hello to...Mr. Slave.
Hi, kids. Hm.
So that's Mr. Slave. The teacher's assistant. Or, as I like to write for short, the Teacher's Ass.
[whispering to Craig] Yo, I think that Mr. Slave guy's a...Pakistani.
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