Oh Jesus! Now where do we go?
We've tried everywhere! Butters, are you absolutely sure we can't go to your house?
I'm sure! There's no way!
Uh, why not?!
Uh, because! Uh my parents are out of town, and I don't have a babysitter.
[glares at Butters] Oh, god damn it, you better be kidding!
No, I really don't have a babysitter.
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