South Park · Season 6, Episode 6
“Professor Chaos” · Season 6, Episode 6
In this episode: Eric Cartman (2), Butters Stotch (2), Stan Marsh (1), Kyle Broflovski (1), Towelie (1), Pip (1)
The boys have decided to cut Butters off from their friend group. They dress formally and "fire" him like in an office.
I'm afraid we going to have to let you go...as our friend. You're just too...
Lame.
Lame, yes.
But I can get better!
Butters, you just don't really fit in with us here. We think it's best for all of us if you look for friendship opportunities elsewhere.
But we certainly want to thank you for all your hard work in the attempts to be our friend. Lame as they were.
[as Professor Chaos] Hello, Stella Dallas. I am Professor Chaos, and I'm gonna make you proud.
[high] Well, I really hope I win 'cause... Wait, what is this again? Oh, man, I have no idea what's going on.
Can I have some tea, please?
You don't drink tea in a ballpark, you French piece of crap!
Oh, very well. Just some crumpets, then.
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