Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle. What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?
“It Hits the Fan” · Season 5, Episode 1
In this episode: Eric Cartman (4), Kyle Broflovski (3), Mr. Garrison (2), Stan Marsh (1), Randy Marsh (1), Jimbo (1)
Don't mind Kyle, everyone, he's just got a little sand in his vagina.
There's no sand in my vagina!
Hey there, shitty-shitty fag-fag, shitty-shitty fag-fag, how do you do?
I said "shit" on television.
But they're gonna say "shit" and you're gonna miss it.
I don't really give a fuck.
Well, they can't say fag, you have to be a homosexual to say that.
You mean I can't say f[beep]?
No, see, you got beeped.
GGuy
You mean you have to be a f[beep] to say f[beep]?
Yep.
Well that's not fair! I should be able to say "fag." [he looks shocked as he realizes he didn't get censored]
Hey...you didn't get beeped.
Uh-oh.
Well, I guess we learned something new about you, Jimbo, you freaking fag. You want to go make out or something?
[the boys are in the library searching for the cause of people's serious illness]
[urgently] You guys! Look here! [the group rushes over] In this Nancy Drew mystery, Nancy goes to the beach and gets sand trapped in her shoe! That COULD explain how Kyle got it in his vagina!
Cartman, this is serious!
So am I, Kyle-- if that sand in your vagina doesn't get released, you could become a walking time bomb.
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