“You guys! Look here! In this Nancy Drew...” – Cartman, South Park ... TV Quotes Database

[the boys are in the library searching for the cause of people's serious illness]

[urgently] You guys! Look here! [the group rushes over] In this Nancy Drew mystery, Nancy goes to the beach and gets sand trapped in her shoe! That COULD explain how Kyle got it in his vagina!

Kyle

Cartman, this is serious!

Cartman

So am I, Kyle-- if that sand in your vagina doesn't get released, you could become a walking time bomb.

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