Cripple fight!
“Cripple Fight” · Season 5, Episode 2
In this episode: Jimmy (4), Eric Cartman (3), Stan Marsh (2), Randy Marsh (2), Timmy (2)
You do not say "big silly goose," you call him an asshole like a normal kid!
But Dad, I was just trying to-
Stanley, you call your friend an asshole this instant!
[to Cartman] Asshole.
That's better.
Don't call me an asshole, you big son of a bitch!
Sometimes it's like, "Please Timmy, learn a new word," huh, huh. [imitates Timmy] "Timmy!"
[angry] Aah!
[continues impression] I'm living a lie, I'm living a lie, Timmy!
Kenny's dad and I were in Scouts for years.
Was your dad in Scouts, Cartman? Oh yeah, you don't have a dad. [everyone laughs]
That's not funny! Jesus Christ!
Timmy!
Not this year!
Timmy? Timmy, I told you to put on the hat! [punches him in the stomach]
You dirty motherfucker!
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