Snowy quotes from Sonny With a Chance

My men might be short but I'm living large.

If the slipper fits, you too can be a princess.

With all the beauty rest I get, is there any wonder why I'm so hot?

We are the real princesses of New Jersey.

Hey Beauty, what are you wearing tonight?

I'm thinking of wearing my mini gown.

Aah, the one with the leopard pattern?

You know it. [growls]

It's gonna be like Beauty and the Beast wrapped up in one. [both laugh nasally] So Beauty and I are getting mani padis 'cause I'm throwing a ball tonight. It's going to be very A-list. There's gonna be fairies, godmothers, singing mice. Ah the whole Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Bang. [laughs snobbishly] It's ridiculous.

Well, well, well, if it ain't the second and third fairest of them all.

Cindy, how did you know we were here? [laughs nervously]

I can't believe you didn't invite me to your ball.

Oh, you mean you didn't get the invitation?

Yeah like I was going to invite her, right? Last ball I threw, stroke of midnight, her dress is trashed, one shoe on, one shoe off. She's driving around in a pumpkin.

Ha. They think that they're so much better than me.

Your mother's a witch.

Your mother's a witch.

Princesses, princesses. All of our mothers are witches.

[agreeing]

Sorry I flew off the handle. [shows Cindy a apple] Apple?

Thanks. [takes out her gum, eats the apple and falls on the ground]

[laughs] She falls for that every time.

I guess we know who the dumbest of them all is. It's ridiculous.