Sonny quotes from Sonny With a Chance

I'm telling Mom! Wait! What?

GGrant

I've had a million girlfriends.

Sonny

Ew!

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Sonny

I need to talk to you immediately!

Actually I'm glad you're here I need a favor.

Sonny

I don't have time to help you with your science project.

Please, I have an actual scientist to do that.

I need a tennis judge. Word on the street is that you can help.

Sonny

What? I'm not a tennis judge!

So you just made that up?

Sonny

Yes. But listen-

Who makes up something like that?

Sonny

Who needs a free lance tennis judge?

Actually I'm hosting my annual charity tournament and I don't want to lose again

Sonny

Oh I see. Well, as much as I'd like to help you cheat for a good cause I can't. Why? Oh yeah 'cause I'm not a tennis judge!

Uh huh. So what do you want?

Sonny

Some answers!

To what?

Sonny

To how it all ends! To how long it's gonna be before you ask the girl you're destined to be with.

I'm not sure I can answer that.

Sonny

Aren't you in charge of your destiny?

Uh, I guess?

Sonny

Then It's time to say enough. When two people are this right for each other there's only one thing to do.

How long have you felt this way?

Sonny

Just since yesterday. It hasn't been long but it hit me like a ton of bricks.

I mean I guess I feel the same way.

Sonny

Well then do something about it!

Okay I will

Sonny

Great!

Sonny will you go out with me?

Sonny

I-I'm sorry, did you just ask me out?!

I'm sorry, didn't you just beg me to?

Sonny

Wait did you think I was talking about... Oh dear this is awkward!

(laughs awkwardly) Sure is... I mean I know why it's awkward just wanna know if you know...why it's awkward ?

Sonny

I was talking about Mackenzie and Chloe, but you seem to be talking-

Na-na-no yup yup me to same page. Whoo!

Sonny

Whoo hoo!

See I just thought you thought I thought it was awkward because you thought I was asking you out, Ya'no rather than Mackenzie asking Chloe out, which I was.

Sonny

Yeah but you said Sonny-

Yeah buh buh that's awkward .

Sonny

So...

So...

You're a Mackenzie Falls fan now!

Sonny

Yeah!

(in between both yeahs) Cool.

Sonny

(in between both cool's') Yeah.

Cool.

So I suppose I should probably tell you that I'm a So Random fan now.

Sonny

Really?

Yeah but I'd be lying.

Sonny

You know, it's funny. Like I learned with Mackenzie Falls, if you look at something with an open mind, you can... Surprise yourself. Soooo... Yeah.

What?

Sonny

Yeah, I'll go out with you.

Good.

Sonny

Good.

So we're doing this.

Sonny

I guess so. [Walks away and comes back] Okay, but I still don't know. Does Mackenzie ever ask-

Hup-up-up. If we're gonna make this work, I'm gonna have to ask you to never ask me about my business.

Sonny

Fine. I guess I'll just check the blogs like everyone else.

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Alright, lets take it from where I say "I need to talk to you right away."

Sonny

I need to talk to you right away.

THAT IS MY LINE! I AM GOING TO FIRE SOMEO- Oh, hey Sonny.

Sonny

We need to talk.

Alright everyone, that's a five. Apparently, I need to talk to my lady.

Sonny

Joking! Joking, not his "lady". Chad, I need to tell you something.

Wait is this about our date?

Sonny

Yes. I think we need to call it off.

Is this about me not telling you what happens between Mack and Chloe?

Sonny

No, no. I seriously don't care about them or the Falls right now. I just think I rushed into something I didn't fully think through.

That hurts me, Sonny.

Sonny

Oh, I'm sorry.[Hugs him but he doesn't hug back]

How could you not care about the Falls?

Sonny

Wait, what hurts you more? The fact that I'm over the Falls or me canceling our date?

That's a toughie.

Sonny

That's a toughie?!

See, it's just that, if you date me, you date the Falls. So if you hurt one of us, you hurt us both.

Sonny

Oh my gosh. I cant believe I was this close to going on a date with you! What was I thinking? I mean, clearly I wasn't thinking-

Yeah! And ironically, this is a drama free zone! Security!

Sonny

24 hours ago, I fell in love with a guy named Mackenzie. And you, Chad, are no-

Don't say Mackenzie, do NOT say Mackenzie.

Sonny

Mackenzie!

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Sonny

Which is why, in the spirit of full disclosure--

I mean the only thing that you possibly do that would be a bigger betrayal would be if you were dating Chad!

Stop your killing me!

Sonny

(nervously laughs along) Me too!

I know, it's hilarious...."Chad".

So, what did you want to disclosure us about?

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Hey.

Sonny

What are you doing here?

Can I come in?

Sonny

A little.

Well...I thought about what you asked me-

Sonny

Excuse me, (to Connie) Mom, you may go watch the Falls.

(watching them) I'm good.

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You asked which hurt more you being over the Falls or you canceling our date and it was definitely you canceling our date. Not really a toughie at all.

Sonny

Thanks. That's very...Mackenzie of you.

Thanks. so you never did actually give me a reason why you called off our date.

Sonny

Well it's sort of like you said when you date me you date So Random, and they can be a little--

Sonny

What are you guys doing here?

(angrily) I found change!

Zora

(gasps) It's worse then we thought!

Flowers, a Mack Falls box set, and a photo of Chad holding some flowers... and a Mack Falls box set!

SRSo Random crew

Chad?!

Sonny

(pretends to be surprised and fake gasps) Chad?!

Zora

Well, it's pretty obvious what's going on here.

Chad is here to see me!

Sonny

Mom?

It's okay, Sonny. I am not ashamed to tell them the truth.

Sonny

No. But I might be! What are you doing?

Trust me. (walks over to Chad)

Chad came here tonight bearing gifts for me, because...

Sonny's mother is also... my mother.

SRSo Random crew

(gasps)

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Sonny

So...when's the tournament?

I'll give you the details tomorrow night.

Sonny

What's tomorrow night?

Our first date. See ya.

Ooh...and the plot thickens.

Sonny

(to Connie) Room!

But can't we just talk?

Sonny

Room!

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Sonny

The patient is critical. We need to get him into the operation room CHAD!

(confused) Chad?

Sonny

What? No. I said STAT. As in we need to get him into the operation room CHAD!

Mmmmm. You did it again.

Sonny

Ummm. I don't think so.

(gets up from the gurney) I heard it too.

Even the dead guy heard it.

Sonny

You know what? Okay this is ridiculous.

You people are hearing things.

Sonny

(same time with Chad) I did not say Chad.

(same time with Sonny) I did not say Sonny.

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Zora

So what do you think was up with the slip of the tongue this morning?

(getting food but not looking at Sonny) They're watching.

Sonny

(getting food too but not looking at Chad) Yeah. I know. Act natural.

Good call. Just follow my lead.

Sonny

Okay.

What say you good woman? Were these freshly picked this fine morn?

Sonny

I said act natural not Amish. This is silly. Why don't we just tell people that we have a date tonight?

Bad idea. You know how much our two shows hate each other. If they find out we're going on a date they'll think it's okay for them and then- (shakes his head)

You don't think those guys like each other, do you?

Maybe. I mean look at them trying to act all discreet.

Well, I happen to be a keen reader of lips. So whatever they're trying to say, they might as well say it to me.

Sonny

So Chad...

No, Brad.

Sonny

what's the plan?

Well I'm getting us a limo-

Apparently he's getting a pillow.

to take us-

Two steaks plus.

at 8:00-

He ate a sock.

to a nice dinner.

and a rice thinner.

Read my lips.

[turns to Tawni]

You're a dope.

"Europe's pope."

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Sonny

It is a sad day when a young woman can't try on twelve or thirteen outfits without being accused of going on a date! You should be ashamed of yourselves! (waves her finger) Shame on you! (Grady raises his hand) Yes Grady?

So in the risk of further shame, will you be joining us for pizza night? Because you're in charge of the coupons.

Sonny

No I won't be joining you.

Ah ha!

Sonny

Not because I have a date or anything. Because I'll be helping my mother who has a sprained ankle from doing things with that foot that she should not have been doing.

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(looks at his clothes) Hello boys. It's showtime!

Sonny

Hello girls. It's toe time! (paints her toes)

SCSonny and Chad

Nah. (puts their first choice down and picks up their second choice up) Nah. (puts their second choice down and picks up their third choice) Nah.

Sonny

(picks up two pairs of earrings) This would be so much easier if I was a dude.

This would be so much easier if I was an average dude.

Sonny

(trying different kinds of lipsticks) Good.

(trying outfits) Too preppy.

Sonny

Better.

Trying too hard.

Sonny

Rockin' it!

Not trying hard enough.

Sonny

Perfect!

Too Nico. Too Grady. Too Tawni but very comfortable.

Sonny

Hey Chad. It's me. I've been ready for half an hour now. Listen, I can't wait to see you. It's gonna be perfect.

(surrounded by piles of clothes all over the floor) IT'S WRONG! IT'S WRONG! IT'S ALL WRONG! (kicks some clothes)

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(thinks) Man, her shark is so much cooler than my lame jellyfish. I'm such an idiot.

Sonny

(looks nervous and thinks) I'm such an idiot. Why did I do the shark? His jellyfish was adorable. He's adorable. (stares at him)

(thinks and stares at Sonny) She's adorable. (looks at his palms) Oh my palms are sweating. Just be cool. (stops thinking and still nervous) So...Ohh!(leans but accidentally falls)

Sonny

Chad! Are you okay?

(gets up) I'm good. I'm good. I'm cool. (thinks) I'm so not cool. Water! I need water. (drinks his water) This isn't making me anymore cool, although it is refreshing.

Sonny

You know, this all looks so great. Why don't you order since you know so much about sushi?

(thinks) Oh my gosh, I forgot everything I know about sushi. Keep drinking, keep drinking. Maybe she'll stop asking. (drinks Sonny's water)

Sonny

(thinks) Oh my gosh, I'm boring him so much he's trying to drown himself. (talks to Chad) Chad?

(stops drinking) Yeah?

Sonny

(touches Chad's hand) Do you want to order?

(thinks and gasps) She touched my hand! I was suppose to touch her hand first. What kind of man am I?

Sonny

(thinks) He's not even looking at me. Do I have something in my teeth? Of course I don't have anything in my teeth, I haven't eaten in hours. I'm starving! Why won't he order?!

(thinks) Quit drinking! You're gonna explode! Just tell her she makes you nervous. She'll understand. (stops drinking and thinking) Sonny, I need to tell you something.

Sonny

Yes Chad?

(throws up on her)

Sonny

(screaming in disgust)

(shocked and runs out)

Sonny

(thinking) Oh my gosh, I can't believe he just did that! Why am I saying this to myself?! (shouts) Oh my gosh, I can't believe he just did that! Ewww!!

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HMr. Henderson

And now give it up for Sonny Munroe!

Sonny

Thank you West Appleton High! I can't believe a week from now I will be leaving Wisconsin to go to Hollywood! And it's a good thing too because I didn't finish my book report.

HMr. Henderson

Boo!

Sonny

Sorry Mr. Henderson. But I promise exactly one year from today I will be back home to accept West Appleton's highest honor, the firing of the Cheese Cannon! And to deliver my book report. And even though I will be leaving Wisconsin I will always have cheese in my heart. Gouda! Havarti! Cheddar and Jack!

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Sonny

(puts the book down and smiles) You believe in me Tawni.

Those better be the first words in that book.

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Sonny

The bomb! This book is the bomb!