Charlie and Knuckles in “Unfinished Business”

Careful... careful

[runs to and startles Charlie] Charlie! [Charlie almost drops the artifact] (Sorry.) Remember me? The guy that turned those apple baskets into stilts at your old job? Man, that was fun, but it turns out it wasn't fun! It was counter productive. So I'm here to make it up to you.

Oh. Wow. I totally forgot about that. Don't worry about it, my life is great now. I've got a wife, a nice house, this wonderful job, (and) digging up ancient artifacts.

Doesn't matter, I gotta make this right.

Honestly, you really don't have to.

Can it! I'm trying to be nice to you. We'll start with your lunch order.

[gets a sandwich out of his pocket] But I brought my lunch.

[grabs the sandwich] Not good enough. [throws it into a nearby lake] I'm gonna get you something special! [runs off, one of the baskets falls off and hits Charlie on the head who let go of the artifact which breaks]

[arrives as Charlie tries to fix the artifact] Soups on! [grabs everything on the table and throws it off, the artifact breaks again] I got braised short-rib on focaccia toast with a dollop of garlic chaiaboly and just a hint of lime.

Actually, that sounds pretty good.

I thought so too. That's why I ate it on the way here, but don't worry. Look what I found. [holds up Charlie's wet sandwich] Can you believe some dope just tossed this in the lake?

(Um... Thanks? Anyways...) I really should get back to work. [turns around and starts collecting the things from the floor]

Oh, let me get those for you, because I'm helpful and not counter productive.

No, really. It's o– (Wait… W-what, "counter productive"?)

Charlie, come on! It's me! [throws the sandwich away, takes a pickax and a shovel falls on Charlie's foot]

Ah, ouch! [jumps around and steps on the sandwich which makes him fall down] (I'm alright, I'm okay.)

The working conditions here are dangerous! I'm gonna go talk to your union rep.