Gavin quotes from Silicon Valley

Walk me through this. We can't make our boxes in China because Yao has threatened every manufacturer in the country.

That's right.

We can't afford Bangladesh, because the workers have unionized.

Sadly, correct.

And we can't use our place in Laos, because one person gets her scalp ripped off and suddenly, everyone's screaming "regulations".

Yes.

You know, you hear a lot of chatter about the growth of the global economy, but no one wants to talk about the downside.

Gavin, there is one other manufacturing option we haven't discussed yet, which considering the current circumstances, might be worth consideration.

I'm open to anything.

America.

Fuck you.

Gavin, you've staked the entire future of this company on the Signature Box Three. Where are they?

' Well, the last two months have been challenging. The Chinese were petulant. The North Carolinians proved very entitled. And I held out hopes for our experiment in the Yukon Territories. But as it happens, the Inuit are surprisingly adept at collective bargaining. But fear not, I am in the early stages of a new plan. Did you know that some of America's most capable, motivated laborers are, at this moment, awaiting execution?

You expect me to work for Jeff Bezos? No fucking way. I mean, don't take this as any kind of threat, but if Amazon buys this company, I am out.

We spoke to Jeff an hour ago. It sounds like the two of you are on the same page about that.