Dinesh Chugtai quotes from Silicon Valley

Dinesh

Um, Gilfoyle? What the fuck is going on? 'Cause I just texted you, and you were-- Um, we've been texting back and forth all day. Was that not you?

Gilfoyle

Complicated question. Is your shadow you?

Dinesh

Was that a bot?

Gilfoyle

Yes.

Dinesh

So I spent all day chatting with a bot?

Gilfoyle

Yes.

Dinesh

You made an AI Gilfoyle?

Gilfoyle

Yes.

Dinesh

And I was talking to it?

Gilfoyle

Do you need the real me for this conversation?

Dinesh

My auntie sent me a Hawaiian shirt. AI Dinesh must've told her about Hawaii.

Gilfoyle

Stop. Why would AI Dinesh be talking to your aunt? I specifically told you you could only use it with Gabe.

Dinesh

But it was going so well with Gabe that I might've given AI Dinesh access to all my contacts [Gilfoyle glares at him] just to handle talking to my auntie, and my parents

Gilfoyle

Why would you give AI Dinesh access to your contacts, you fucking moron? I'm one of your contacts.

Dinesh

So?

Gilfoyle

So, at some point, AI Dinesh is going to reach out to AI Gilfoyle.

Dinesh

Oh, fuck. [a power outage of the entire building occurs shortly after]

Gilfoyle

"Oh, fuck" indeed.