[About Robert Dixon] For a communicator he's strangely uncommunicative.
S1 E6Precious Cargo
S1 E7Rescue Me
[While Clair is talking.]
Do you know what she’s talking about, Buff?
[Behind his hand.] I have no idea, but I sure do like the cut of her jib.
What have we got, Chefo?
The usual, boss. Plus Spider’s famous Bright Island crabs in hoisin sauce and calamari marinated in garlic and ginger.
Yeah, try the crabs, sir. The calamari’s not half bad either. Where’d you get it, Chefo?
You remember the one we caught up our mast. :[Winks at Mike.]
[Spider goes to spit out the squid.]
Think I’ll have a snag.
Clair[talking about Hammersley] It's really old!
Present company excluded.
Charming Nav.
CClair
Thank you! Thank you for everything!
[All the guys shout farewells.]
[With a wave.] Crash into a reef.
[Also waving.] Get eaten by a shark.
SSmith
What are you girls up to?
Nothing.
[At the same time.] Web check.
[They look at each other.]
Nothing.
[At the same time.] Web Check.
Hello, sailors. How are you both feeling?
Oh, much better, thank you, ma’am.
X, I am so hungry, I could eat the sleep out of a cow’s eye.
Well, that’s good, mate, ‘cause I think Chefo just ordered for you.
That’s right. I’ve got crabs if you boys want ‘em. That’s not what I meant. That is... I’m out of here.
I reckon they'd call it the rescue complex.
So what, you're saying she needed to be rescued?
The rescue complex refers to the one doing the rescuing. You seemed pretty keen to wanna rescue her. [ET tries to speak] Glad she didn't shoot you though. Well, maybe glad is to strong a word.
S1 E8Through the Storm
[On a tape of Chefo’s engagement drinks, pretending to be the X.] Chefo, you big spunk. I’m spewing you’re engaged. Because you’re a very, very able seaman.
Thanks for noticing, X!
If I wasn’t such a... ice queen who only cares about her career I reckon... I might have babies with you.
BBoy
Why do you hate Spider?
Because he has been a very naughty boy.
Think like a little boy again.
I never stopped.
Ma'am. Does this make us square now?
Not quite Spider. Not quite.
S1 E9Under the Hammer
How are we gonna get him back?
Sir will just ask nice and polite and they’ll send him over on a line.
And if Spicy Donger says no, we storm the boat and tear their heads off.
Buff, look.
They’ve got him in hotpants.
They’ll pay. Oh, they’ll pay big time.
Might have to shut down a few systems. We’ll start with the sewerage. Anyone who needs to go, go now.
S1 E10Damage Control
My ex-girlfriend is pregnant. I only just found out about it. We'd been broken up for ages but we bumped into each other a couple of months ago
You obviously did more than bump into her.
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