My Mum always said I had big ears
I don't think that was a compliment, Spider...
S1 E10Damage Control
Don’t know about you, boss, but I’m starting to feel like someone’s appetiser.
Come on, ET. You’re a main course at least.
Hey, Charge. Charge! Look at this. This is our own pirate.
Arr, ahoy there, me hearties. I’ll be eating your liver with a spoon.
GGirl
Nup.
BBoy
You’re not as good as Jack Sparrow,.
Not at all.
'[[Nav shakes her head.]
Well, did my best. Tough crowd.
S1 E11Chinese Whispers
[Holding an ultrasound picture.] Hey, what do you reckon?
Definitely looks like a peanut, Swaino.
S1 E12Deep Water
Ursula Morrell, hey? She’s got a hell of a lot to answer for.
He doesn’t think she’s involved.
Yes, well, I wonder which part of his anatomy is making that judgement.
I'm only going to give this advice once. Do not throw up in your mask.
Hey, Ro, any news on Swaino’s missus?
Yeah. Yeah, I got an email about 20 minutes ago. [Walks off.]
ENET & Nav
[Calling after him.] And?
S1 E13Cometh the Hour
Misty found my conversation inspiring.
Misty? [He grabs the piece of paper Buffer is holding.] Misty was that blonde you were talking to at the bar last night?
Name like ‘Misty’, she’s either a stripper or a whale-watcher.
Or both.
Possibly both.
Hey, hey, I finally get a woman interested and I’m gonna die inhaling some deadly toxin.
Toxin, perfume – same result.
Yeah, I’d like to see how these guys handle this toxin when I feed it to them.
Oh, gentlemen, company.
[They all stand up when Martina Royce enters.]
Uh, hi. I agree with you completely. [Sticking out her hand.] Martina.
Buffer. Peter.
[Clears his throat.] You’ll have to excuse us, Martina. Peter’s watch is about to start, and I need to give my boys some information.
Understood. We’re relying on you boys to find this ship.
Oh, ma’am, if anyone can sniff it out, it’s the CO.
[Picking up Buffer’s email.] Oh, uh, I look forward to hearing some of your inspiring conversation.
Ma’am.
Must be your pheromones, mate.
What?
Exactly.
I never seem to be home.
What does your boyfriend think of that?
Hates it. Won’t sleep with me the first three nights back. Demands expensive sashimi. [Kate looks at her.] He’s a Siamese.
Nice of you to join us, Spider. Hurry up and get your antiflash gear on. Chefo can’t operate that 50-cal in his own.
Sorry, Buff!
You heard the man! Smurf up!
Ma’am.
Just wanted to thank you for looking after me.
Well, you didn’t need much looking after, ma’am. You handled those seas like a veteran.
Well, um, thanks, anyway.
No trouble.
Well, take care.
Yeah, you too.
[They shake hands. Martina walks past him.]
Ma’am? [She stops.] Would you like to have lunch sometime?
Yeah, that would be great. Um, how about Wednesday?
Wednesday’s good.
Great, well, I’ll give you my card.
Thank you. May I escort you off the ship?
Sure.
I’ll come to the hospital tonight, soon as I get this sorted.
There’s no need. You heard – it’s a superficial wound. I need to get sleep. You’ll be otherwise engaged anyway.
Then I’ll see you tomorrow.
[Kate walks past him onto the pier.]
Milk chocolate. Not dark.
There is nothing I value more than honesty, courage and a good throat ripping debate
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