Well, Angel, it looks like we owe you one.
Yeah. You saved our tails.
How'd you know where we were?
VelmaIt's time, Angel. I can't keep this secret anymore.
I wanted to tell you kids earlier, but I was afraid.
Of telling you the truth. My real name isn't Angel Dynamite. It's Cassidy Williams. I'm one of the original members of Mystery Incorporated that disappeared.
SSScooby, Shaggy, Daphne and Fred
What?
ADAngel Dynamite/Cassidy
It was all an accident. We should have never been in that condemned church. But Brad said he'd seen someone coming and going at night, and he wanted to investigate. We thought we'd found a treasure map, but it wasn't treasure; it was a threat, to not just our lives but the lives of our families. The thing in those caves forced us to leave Crystal Cove, or those who loved us would pay the price. (Shaggy and Scooby are terrified)
L-l-like, who threatened you?
ADAngel Dynamite/Cassidy
He called himself the Freak. The Freak of Crystal Cove. There, now you know the truth. That's what happened to the original Mystery Incorporated, and it will happen to all of you if you don't stop! Forget about the Planispheric Disk. Give Pericles your piece, or Mr. E. I don't care. The mystery is over. Let it end tonight!
You lied to us, Angel. You've been lying to us from the beginning. Why should we listen to anything you have to say to us now? This mystery isn't over until we say it's over. Come on, gang.
ADAngel Dynamite/Cassidy
No. No, you don't understand. He's still out there. (The gang drives away) The Freak is still out there!
Dad, I'm sorry. We just...
Uh, uh, uh. I can't hear you. My ears are too clogged with disappointment.
[to Daphne] You are forbidden to see the Jones boy ever again.
What?! Mom, dad, you can't do that! Just listen for a second! Fred and I are engaged!
[Barty faints in Nan's arms]
VSVelma, Shaggy and Scooby
YOU'RE WHAT?!
Engaged. So you can't split us apart. Right, Fred? Fred?
What? Oh, uh... right! I love Daphne. She's the most important thing in my life, besides the gang, mystery-solving, traps, my dad... truthfully, it's a five-way tie.
[groans] We're getting married as soon as we graduate.
[gasps and drops Barty and points to Mayor Jones] This is your fault, Mystery Incorporated is over!
[Nan grabs Daphne's arm and pulls her away]
[Fred reaches for Daphne, but his father pulls him back]
NO! [whispers as Mayor Jones pulls him away] Shaggy, Scooby, guard the disk piece in your room. Velma...
Velma
[grabs scroll and hides it behind her back] I'm already on it.
CCCrybaby Clown
You all know me. You know how I earn a living. I'm a bad clown. Stopping me ain't going to be easy. There's no string and a net to catching me like Mano Tiki Tia or Redbeard's ghost. This Crybaby Clown swallow your town whole. (chuckles) You want your tourism back? You're gonna pay me $5 million. For that, you get the pacifier, the rattle, the whole darn clown. So what's it going to be? Me, or Mystery Incorporated?
Well, it sounds like a good deal to me. I'll start passing the hat. So long, mystery goofs.
Hold on, Clown! That is our town.
(chuckles nervously) That's right! And we don't need money to protect it. Although it would be nice-- (Velma hits him with elbow) Ow!
Velma
Freddie, I think it's trapping time.
Right, Velma! And I know the perfect g-- the perfect-- ah-- I-- guh!
I-- my trapping knowledge! It's gone! My mind is-- is empty!
CCCrybaby Clown
Wahh wahh. So tragic. Oh, well, I offered. (The door closes abruptly and the lights are shut off) Time's up, Crystal Cove.
Velma
Well, I think it's safe to say, if the town didn't hate us before. This should certainly do the trick.
(Fred feels disappointed)
No, Scoob, I'm not. My trap failed, and for the first time, the bad guy got away. And it's my fault.
We're all responsible, Fred. We're a team, remember?
That's just it, Shaggy. We're not a team. Not without Daphne. And now I know... she's never coming back.
(Sheriff Stone handcuffs Baba Yaga)
And now, let's see who Baba Yaga really is. (unmasks Baba Yaga)
EEveryone
Curator Vronsky?
Velma
Exactly. He was using Baba Yaga's house to smuggle stolen Fabergé eggs into the country.
CVCurator Vronsky
That's right. I was going to sell them on the black market. Finally, I was to be a rich capitalist with all my loot. I had it planned perfectly. Before becoming a museum curator, I spent many years in Spetsnaz, Soviet Special Forces. This allowed me to make modifications on the house using what I could find on the ship. I even put a remote control in my walking stick to move the house. I needed to get assistant curator Anna Arkadyevna out of the way before she became suspicious of my plan. I tied her up and kept her prisoner in the house while I donned the Baba Yaga costume and used the voice modulator to frighten away the curious. But, when one of the eggs was damaged, I had to alter the plan. But you brats kept interrupting my repair of the legs. I could not leave any of my precious eggs behind. There were too many. I needed the house to carry them all. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you decadent bourgeoisie teenagers and your slobbering, democracy-loving dog!
AAnna
I had my suspicions of Vronsky all along. That is why I came with him. Thank you for saving the Fabergé eggs, our national treasure.
And now let's see who Crybaby Clown really is. (unmasks the Crybaby Clown)
SSScooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne, Hot Dog Water and Fred
Baylor Hotner!
BHBaylor Hotner
That's right-ner. Actor, humanitarian, guy with amazingly super awesome abs. I came here to Crystal Cove to research the part of a crazed clown for my upcoming blockbuster movie, "The Night the Clown Cried". It was gonna be my Oscar. Using my knowledge of Hollywood makeup and effects and a trick buggy I stole from the back lot, I honed my crazed clown performance to perfection. Then, I built my entourage: a therapist, a hairdresser, a plastic surgeon, and a publicist. Everything I needed to be a great actor. Of course, I put tracking chips in all of them because you have to know where your posse is at all times. I even had an innocent small-town girl that would make me look like the nicest guy. I had it all! And I would have been the world's greatest Hollywood thespian, too, if it hadn't have been for you small-town scene stealers.
(slaps Baylor) Small-town that, Baylor Hotner. These are my friends. Take him away, Sheriff.
(Sheriff Stone arrests Baylor)
He was stealing this wheel of old cheese.
Velma
Now let's see who the Hodag really is.
(Shaggy opens the cage and Velma unmasks Hodag)
Velma
Hold on. (unmasks Roberto's face)
FFussbuster
(heard in the balcony holding Nova over the edge) That's right. My monkey. Nobody moves or the dog gets it.
Mr. Fussbuster, please, don't hurt Nova. Why are you doing this?
FFussbuster
It all started back when I was a sailor working the trade boats in Indonesia. I learned you could train a monkey to steal. So that's just what I did. I trained Roberto using bells and used him to build up my fortune. When I rang a bell, he would start taking valuable objects. But he became bell crazy, started stealing bells, too. It drove me insane, all of those bells! And he not only brought home the bells, but whatever were attached to them. You don't know how many cats and cows and hunchbacks he brought home with him! But it was all worth it, as we were just about to steal the 500-year-old cheese you have in your hand.
FFussbuster
Yes. It was made right here in Crystal Cove by a master Spanish cheesemaker. It's priceless. And with its theft, I could have finally retired to the Netherlands, where they really enjoy cheese properly.
Velma
But why the Hodag?
FFussbuster
Shepherd's security was unbreakable. I needed the key. Seemed the best way to get it. Now, toss the cheese up here and she won't get hurt. (Nova is whimpering)
(growling, grabs the cheese) Here, Fussbuster. Fetch!
(Scooby throws the cheese to Fussbuster, Fussbuster tried to steal it but falls down to grass, and Scooby saves Nova)
(Next scene in the police car with Fussbuster and Roberto ringing the bell)
FFussbuster
(groaning) And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those bells. The bells! The bells! (crying)
Velma
Let's see who's really behind all this junk. (grabs the TV head of Junk)
RWRandy Warsaw
I don't get it.
Wait for it. We discovered the strange paralysis of Eeko, Clio, and worker number one had been caused by a rare strand of brewers yeast. Used only in Bavaria. That allowed us to reverse the effect.
Velma
These guys have been frozen to recreate a picture by the famous Bavarian artist Albrecht von Cartofokauf. So we knew we were looking for someone German.
RWRandy Warsaw
I... I still don't get it.
Here's why Randy Warsaw. The real culprit is (grabs the head out of Junk) Butch Furbanks.
BButch
Fine, you got me. But don't expect my introspective personality to register guilt.
His real name is Hans van Shanengruber.
Velma
Before Butch joined "Sunday Around Noonish" he released an album of classical accordion music. It reached number one in the Bravarian hit parade. But soon fizzled.
Using powerful electro magnets, and his expert knowledge of musical instruments, Butch was able to control your junk sculpture and make it attack you.
Like the only thing we don't know is why?
BButch
Alright, look I did it for art.
RWRandy Warsaw
That can't be right, can it?
BButch
Okay, that's a lie. The truth is I hated what you made me in to. All I ever wanted to do was play polkas in a Bravarian Oompa band. A beautiful dream that I lived until I came to work for you, Randy Warsaw. You changed me. You transformed me. Molded me in to a dark band leader, playing and singing horrible intellectual music. You took everything from me. And I wanted to make you pay. Pay! And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling polka haters. (Sheriff takes Butch into custody) (to Scooby) Oh and your singing stinks, nobody understands a word you're saying.
RWRandy Warsaw
Well, thank you, Mystery Incorporated. You've saved modern art from the clutches of the boudoir. There's only one this left to say: I find you all horribly, horribly boring. So, get out of here. Shoo, shoo. Go away. (leaves)
Uh, Mr. Warsaw, can I keep the wig?
Velma! Scooby! We heard explosions. Are you okay?
MModer
Oh! What have you done to our cemetery?
Velma
What we've done is capture the Graveyard Ghoul. And now, let's see who he really is. (unmasks the Graveyard Ghoul) Evallo.
Well, what do you know? It really was the most obvious suspect. (chuckles) Who would have guessed?
Velma
Evallo was stealing natural gas from the Crystal Cove gas company.
EEvallo
Yes, that is right. I did it. I, count Evallo von Meanskrieg, developed a perfectly evil plan und used my position as gravedigger to cover my activities. But the crowd from the Mayor's movie night meant someone might notice what I was up to. I had to scare them off! Thus, my genius evil plan of the Graveyard Ghoul was born. Unfortunately, the flame-broiling grill was incredibly dangerous so close to my gas lines. I had to stop it. Which led to my capture. Sadly, I, the evil count Evallo von Meanskrieg, would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for this Sheriff and his American-style barbecue.
(closes the police car door) You all saw that, right? I caught the right guy, and on purpose! (drives away)
How in the world did a ship get all the way up here?
Velma
Maybe this can tell us. It's the ship's manifest. The writing's in Español, but I aced honor's Spanish. I can translate. "I fear I may have doomed us all. After months of filling our hold... "
(In the flashback with narrating conquistador)
CConquistador
...with treasure, we were about to set sail when word was delivered of an even greater prize: a sarcophagus of the purest crystal, filled to the brim with black pearls of immense value. A king's ransom! The men and I were overtaken with a desire to find this great treasure. And after several months of searching, find it we did. What we didn't realize was that the Entity that dwelled inside that crystal sarcophagus had been searching for us as well. In our thirst for power and wealth, we had discovered a terrible evil. It preyed upon our fears, driving us to commit Horrible acts. Finally, in an act of desperation to stop what we had become, I set the ship ashore on the mission coast, in a cove we named after what we would soon bring there: Crystal Cove.
(Flashback interrupted)
Zoinks! Ha ha! Like, that means...
These are the conquistadors that founded our town!
The ones that disappeared!
(Flashback continues)
CConquistador
I used the arcanical Disco Planisférico, to map our location, and we buried the evil treasure deep, deep underground. Then, we broke the disk into 6 pieces and went our separate ways. I concealed my piece aboard the ship and artfully protected it by a large number of lethal mechanical devices. I brought the ship here, to the top of this mountain, to stay hidden forever.
(Flashback ends)
Velma
It's signed Fernando El Aguirre, captain of the "Santa Lucia" of Spain.
Jeepers! You know what this means? The fifth piece of the Planispheric Disk is right here on this ship!
Then let's find it and get out of here before that crazy chick shows up again! Hoo-hoo!
Velma
(sniffs) There's that smell again. Of course. (sees the broken disguise in the right leg) HOT DOG WATER. (The Dark Lilith runs away with the piece #5 of the Planispheric Disk) Marcie, wait!
DLDark Lilith/Marcie
(unmasks herself) Hello, Velma.
Velma
Why would you--wait. Of course. Mr. E. You're still working for him. But you couldn't outwit the captain's traps without Fred.
That's right. So humiliating to have to rely on a guy. I repurposed my old Manticore outfit and super helium technology to create the Dark Lilith disguise. Then, I lured Gary and Ethan here by falsely telling them professional soccer players worked their calf muscles on Mount Diabla. I knew Fred would talk you guys into investigating what happened to them. Then, Fred could spring the traps, and I could get the piece. (sighs) But you're a hard girl to fool, V. I'm glad you recognized me.
Velma
Me too. So, how's this gonna end?
(sadly gives the piece to Velma) Here. Friendship should always come first, and-- well, you're the only friend I've ever had.
Velma
What about Mr. E? He'll hunt you down and destroy you.
He'll have to catch me first. See you around, Velma Dinkley. (walks away)
Velma
Well, gang, with the 3 pieces we have, the two pieces Pericles stole, that means there's--
Just one more piece to go.
Yeah, and why do I get the feeling that even if we don't find number 6? It'll end up finding us.
(The gang drives away)
Looks like Hebediah Grim won't be judging anybody, now that we know he's really...
(Scooby and Daphne unmasks the 2 Hebediah Grims)
Yeah! We were, like, totally sneaky!
Velma
Not so totally, I'm afraid. The odd indentations in Hebediah Grim's footprints turned out to be soccer cleat marks. Gary's chat video was pre-recorded. I hacked your laptop and found the original recordings.
Two missing costumes meant there could be two Hebediah Grims.
Like, worst of all, you guys tried to frame Doogle McGuiness by putting a yearbook on his porch: Ethan's yearbook!
Velma
So judge that, you losers. (throws the yearbook hardly) Boo-yah! Who wants to judge me now? Huh? Who? You want to judge me? You? In your face! YEAH!
Velma, you're scaring me.
The real question is, why? Why did you guys do it?
Duh. We wanted to terrify girls and then rescue them so they'd fall for us, just like the knights did in the old west before the dragons went away.
Yeah. Knights terrorize and save damsels to score dates with them all the time.
Huh. I never thought about it that way.
But why did you both dress up?
We don't trust each other. Tag-teaming was the only option.
And we would have gotten away with it if any of you mystery, stink losers had lives.
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