BradThe Planispheric Disk are ours!
I believe it's time to put all of it together.
(The old gang goes to the lair and find that the pieces are gone, only DVD)
Brad
I don't understand.
(Ricky plays the DVD on the DVD player)
(Video starts)
If you're watching this, you're probably wondering what's happened to your pieces of the Planispheric Disk. In a word, you've been scammed, conned, bamboozled.
That's 3 words, Fred, but I think they get the idea. We did this to you.
And we will be more than happy to tell you how we did it.
It was all an elaborate plan masterminded by your very own Freddie.
We created Krampus by borrowing Charlie the Haunted Robot and dressing him up in clothes we bought off German gypsies who live in Crystal Cove's haunted forest.
As for Krampus moving around, he was being remote controlled by Jason Wyatt, who agreed to help for lenience from the Mayor on his mother's sentence.
Like, Jason also helped create an invisible aerosol that was used to turn hair white and make it grow long for added effect.
We needed to keep you away from the vault. You following us following Krampus was the perfect way to keep you distracted so we could carry out our master plan: Breaking into Mr. E's vault.
Freddie planted a bug on Brad Chiles' clothing so that we could get the code to the vault.
And once we had that code...
We could give it to our operative. Someone with intimate knowledge of Mr. E's lair: Hot Dog Water.
(surprised) Hot Dog Water?
I still know how to get in touch with her.
Like, when Velma told Hot Dog Water what we had planned, HDW was in.
And while we stole the real pieces...
You were stealin' fake ones.
The real pieces were instead safely hidden with the one person no one would ever suspect: Fred's fake father, the ex-Mayor Jones.
My not-really-my-dad dad may have betrayed us once to get the disk pieces, but when he heard what we were planning, he was more than glad to help us take you down.
And, like, Mary Anne Gleardan also agreed to help us after the current Mayor offered her lenience on her sentence.
She really wants to go back to the 7th grade.
I guess I secretly hoped you guys might not try to steal the pieces from us. But I guess I always knew you would. Which leaves me with only one thing left to say: Real mom, real dad, don't expect me home for dinner. Ever.
And we're taking Nova with us, too. You don't deserve her.
(Video ends)
(The old gang is shocked)
Oh. Let's see what it looks like: The whole Planispheric Disk.
(The gang reassembles the pieces of the Planispheric Disk)
(The disk is shining)
We have the whole thing. That leaves only one question.
(The next scene depicts the crystal coffin with eyes glowing beneath Crystal Cove)
CCCrystal coffin's voice
Nibiru. (laughs)
Brad
But--
Stifle it, Chiles. Pericles has the floor.
So, the kinder still have the disk. You couldn't even manipulate your own son? Pathetic.
Brad
Fine. We failed.
Brad
Not now, Judy. (to Pericles) Aren't you the smart one who should have seen through Fred's ruse?
Don't push me, older pretty boy. I want those pieces, and since you and your sweet, dumb bride failed me, it is up to you to recover them before people get hurt. (his paws break the table part)
I mapped all the attacks on all the farms in the area, and look, they create an outline of a magnifying glass just like the one the old Mystery Incorporated used as their symbol. It's centered around Destroido.
Cute little moo cows turned into horrible monsters. There's only one mind evil enough to come up with something like that.
SSScooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred
Professor Pericles.
Velma, is there anyway we can spy on the old Mystery Incorporated? Didn't you say Hot Dog Water hooked us up somehow at Destroido?
I almost forgot. Hot Dog Water left us a back door into the Destroido security system when she was there stealing the Planispheric Disk pieces.
(Velma gets the high volume of the laptop)
You have gone too far this time, Pericles. Too far! (The next scene depicts the conversation of Ricky (Mr. E) and Professor Pericles) This macabre herd of skull cattle you've created is costing millions of Destroido's money. My money. And I currently have 28 of my best scientists listed as presumed missing.
SScientist
(heard in the other room) No, NO! AAAAAHH!
Ricky, one cannot make a genius omelet without breaking a few worthless eggs. Right, Brad and Judy?
Brad
You said it, Professor Pericles.
He's a genius, right, Brad?
Brad
He sure is, Judy. He sure is.
And make no mistake, Ricky, I will break any egg that gets in my way: Ed Machine, Cassidy Williams, or perhaps even you. My herd of skull cattle is perfect in every way. I have crossbred cows, piranhas, and bees to create ultimate monsters. And I'm their master. My precious creations exist for one purpose: to devour Crystal Cove. My herd of male drones shall level this city to the ground, leaving nowhere for the Mystery kinder to hide the Planispheric Disk.
(The next scene depicts that the gang listened Pericles's evil plan)
Like, he's gonna destroy Crystal Cove!
Come on, gang. We have to warn the town.
EFEvil Fred
Get me out of this. He's the fake.
They're, like, identical, right down to the ascot.
Which one's the real Fred?
(to Evil Fred) Freddie, how do you feel about me?
EFEvil Fred
What do you mean? You're my love, Daphne. I'm crazy about you.
Uh, gosh. Gee, Daph, you know, I-- well, I guess aside from traps and solving mysteries, um... er, my stomach's getting hurty.
Oh, Freddie. It's you! (kisses Fred)
(Velma shuts down the magnetic machine, Evil Fred and Fred fall down to the floor)
EFEvil Fred
Well, if you're so smart, then who am I really?
You're one of the most heartless criminals Mystery Inc. has ever faced. Aren't you, dad? (tries to unmask Evil Fred but realizes it's not a mask)
EFEvil Fred/Brad
Ow! It's not a mask, you imbecile. I had plastic surgery to look like you. You would have spotted a mask too quickly.
I don't know what you think you were doing. You're supposed to be my father. But how could you try to impersonate me when you know absolutely nothing about me?
If he's Brad, that makes you Fred's sneaky criminal mom, Judy. (tries to unmask Old Daphne but realizes it's not a mask either)
ODOld Daphne/Judy
Ouch! Watch it. I had plastic surgery, too.
Brad Chiles and Judy Reeves? (chuckles) But, like, why?
Brad
For the treasure. What else? It was the genius mind of Professor Pericles that thought up the whole plan. Wasn't it, Judy?
That's right, Brad. While we went under the knife, Professor Pericles had Mr. E arrange for the Crystal Cove studio to be changed into an exact replica of the town.
Brad
Except more end of the world-ish, obviously.
I hate to be the one to point this out, but that's just crazy.
(shows up) Is it, Velma? Or is it so brilliant you cannot begin to fathom its true genius?
SSScooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred
Professor Pericles?
You failed, Professor. You'll never get your filthy talons on this disk.
On the contrary, Frederick. You are going to hand it over to me, along with my associates, your dear parents, or else I will destroy the one thing you care about most.
(2 Kriegstaffebots grab her) Freddie!
Excellent. (takes the Planispheric Disk) Auf Wiedersehen, you beautiful kinder.
(2 Kriegstaffebots throw Daphne into Fred and leave)
Good thing I had Jason Wyatt help me install this sound amplifying antenna in my binoculars. Let's listen in.
There's been no sign of her for weeks.
(The next scene depicts that Ricky is looking at the photo of Cassidy)
Brad
Maybe she finally gave up.
No, she would never give up. She's gone.
Of course she's gone. Anyone who crosses me gets eliminated.
Um, Professor Pericles, you promised you would surgically alter me back to my stunning self by now. I'm so old like this. How long do you plan on making me suffer?
I don't have time for such things. The treasure is almost within our grasp.
Brad
Besides, I'm the one who's suffering, not you, Judy.
How are you suffering, Brad?
Brad
Well, I'm the one who has to look at you all day, every day.
(gasps) That was very hurtful, Brad.
Brad
I'm sorry, Judy. I mean, grandma.
Well, at least I'm not walking around with that outrageous chin, Bradley.
Look at you, you're all coming unraveled. The closer we get to that treasure... (The next scene depicts that the gang is hearing the conversation of the old gang with amplifying binoculars) ...the more the curse takes over. Cassidy was right. She was right all along.
Like, the old Mystery Incorporated dudes are totally losing it.
(The next scene depicts that Pericles lights the lamp, pointing the Planispheric Disk)
Zeek! Zeek! Die Zeit wird kommen! The time has almost arrived. (The lamp light passes through the holes in the Planispheric Disk pointing the right place) Focus all the digging on that spot. Und Ricky, when the entrance is found, have my Kriegstaffebots destroy all the workers. They have outlived their usefulness.
You monster! I'm not your trained monkey. I won't do it. I won't be a part of this madness anymore. (Pericles tortures Ricky with by pressing the button on Cobra larvae) Aah! Aah! Aah! Yes, pro--master. Whatever you command. I will-- have... (The next scene depicts the gang is hearing Ricky's words, shocked) ...the Kriegstaffebots destroy them all. Not one person from Crystal Cove will be left alive.
All my years of searching to find this door! I have done it! It will lead us to the treasure and more. Soon, very soon, the world as we know it will never be the same again. Niemals! (puts the Planispheric Disk in the gate, making it open)
Brad
Professor, won't the kids just follow us in?
Yes, they will. Und I need them too. I need Scooby-Doo. If I'm to take control of the great power below, the dog must be destroyed at just the right moment. Come! My destiny awaits. Und holen sie mir die Schachtel! (To Kriegstaffebots)
(The old gang and Kriegstaffebots enter the cave)
(The gang keeps the artifacts including Heart of the Jaguar)
All right, gang, now let's see where this uber mystery really leads. Ready?
Professor Pericles is gonna regret the day he ever messed with Scooby-Dooby-Doo.
(The gang enters the cave)
Brad
Judy, I have to say, this dark cave is doing wonders for your complexion.
Really? It's so nice of you to notice. Thank you, Brad.
Brad
You're welcome, Judy. In this light, I can barely see your multitude of wrinkles and your mouth full of decaying teeth.
(gasps) That's it, Bradley! (starts fighting Brad)
Stop it! You two are behaving like children.
(Kriegstaffebot grabs Judy after kicking Brad)
The cursed treasure is tearing us apart. I wish Cassidy were here to see you all go to pieces.
Oh, Ricky, you always lacked the stomach for greatness. (to everyone) Forward! Marschieren!
(watches the pocket clock) All right, you Mystery Incorporated. I know you're out there and you have the key.
(The gang hides behind the rock)
Even if the Mystery Incorporated kids are out there, what makes you think you can make them do what you want?
(chuckles) Because, my dear Ricky, everyone has their weakness. (speaks German)
(Kriegstaffebot grabs Marcie out of trunk as a hostage)
Good kinder. Now, come cooperate and I will not harm the Hot Dog Water.
(looks at the fourth key) I'll do it. I'll go.
No, we all go together. No splitting up. Never again.
(Fred smiles at Daphne)
(The gang walks near the first gate)
Ahh, the fourth key. I know you had found them. Here, allow my Kriegstaffebots to open the gate. It is very dangerous.
(Kriegstaffebot tries to take the fourth key)
I don't need your help, Pericles.
(to the gang) If this gate is what I think it is, and I think it's a big fat trap, it might work in our favor. Hold on to something.
(walks back with Pericles in her arm) (last words) E, I guess I expected more from you.
So did I, little girl. So did I.
Brad
(gives Judy his belt) It's all in your hands now, Judy.
(Judy uses Brad's belt as a whip to trip Marcie up, freeing Pericles)
Brad
Silly child. We were springing impromptu traps before you were born.
Brad
Thank you, Judy.
(Kriegstaffebots prepare to shoot Marcie with her last shocked look)
(In the Air Dimension the Kriegstaffebots' guns sounded)
(hears the sound of guns) (whimpers)
(sadly) Come on, Scooby. We have to keep going.
(laughs) Free! Free! I have been trapped too long. (laughs) (grabs Scooby-Doo)
Hey! What are you doing to Scoob? Hey!
Shaggy, help! (Fred and Shaggy tried to save Scooby but the Evil Entity hit them away from him)
Do not fight. The dog must die and be reborn as a vessel to my darkness. You should give me form. I shall walk this world a giant.
Nein! Nein! Forget the dog! Consume me. Give me the power!
(The Evil Entity seizes Pericles and pours its essence into his body, causing him to grow into a dark green giant)
(laughs) After all these years I am unstoppable! (laughs again)
Dude! Somehow that parrot just keeps on getting creepier!
(last words) Und I shall finally be rid of the Mystery Incorporated kinder! (The Evil Entity proceeds to subdue his consciousness) Aah! Something's wrong! What--WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! AAAAAAHHHH!!
(The Evil Entity kills Pericles, mutating the parrot's body into a massive squid-like monster with horns and laughs)
The bird is gone. I am flesh now! Flesh!
(last words) Oh, mighty one!
Brad
(last words) We are ready to serve.
Good, for I hunger. (consumes Brad and Judy alive to increase its own strength, the gang is totally shocked) I am your master now. (The Kriegstaffebots answers in German language) Bring the humans closer so that I may feast upon them and grow powerful enough to break my bonds. (The Kriegstaffebots aim at the gang)
I think now would be a very good time to--
(The gang and Ricky flee but Shaggy stops)
Like, Scooby-Doo! Where are you?! (starts running)
(Scooby-Doo attempts to destroy the Evil Entity with the Heart of the Jaguar, it breaks)
(laughs again, almost grabbed Scooby-Doo while he's running away from him) You cannot escape! You are powerless against me!
Mom, dad, be honest. Are you sure you two have never touched a trap in your entire lives?
Brad
Traps? Fred, you know we're both...
Obstetricians. We bring babies into the world.
Brad
Happy babies, Judy.
Thank you, Brad, happy babies.
But that still doesn't explain why you're here, mom and dad.
We're planning your wedding.
FDFred and Daphne
Our wedding?
Why, princess, you're almost 18. High time you tied the knot.
I only wish we could find more perfect specimens of manhood like Fred for your underachieving sisters.
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