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Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated · Season 1, Episode 15

Fred, Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne, Hot Dog Water and Fred and others in “Unfinished Business”

And now let's see who Crybaby Clown really is. (unmasks the Crybaby Clown)

SSScooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne, Hot Dog Water and Fred

Baylor Hotner!

BHBaylor Hotner

That's right-ner. Actor, humanitarian, guy with amazingly super awesome abs. I came here to Crystal Cove to research the part of a crazed clown for my upcoming blockbuster movie, "The Night the Clown Cried". It was gonna be my Oscar. Using my knowledge of Hollywood makeup and effects and a trick buggy I stole from the back lot, I honed my crazed clown performance to perfection. Then, I built my entourage: a therapist, a hairdresser, a plastic surgeon, and a publicist. Everything I needed to be a great actor. Of course, I put tracking chips in all of them because you have to know where your posse is at all times. I even had an innocent small-town girl that would make me look like the nicest guy. I had it all! And I would have been the world's greatest Hollywood thespian, too, if it hadn't have been for you small-town scene stealers.

(slaps Baylor) Small-town that, Baylor Hotner. These are my friends. Take him away, Sheriff.

(Sheriff Stone arrests Baylor)

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