Ethan quotes from Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated

Shaggy

Like, wow! I didn't know this year's prom theme was terror and pandemonium!

Velma

What's going on?

Somebody's mom is trying to kill Fred.

Gary

Yeah, thanks, Mystery Geeks, for wrecking our prom.

Daphne

Looks like Hebediah Grim won't be judging anybody, now that we know he's really...

Gary and Ethan.

Ugh! How did you know?

Gary

Yeah! We were, like, totally sneaky!

Velma

Not so totally, I'm afraid. The odd indentations in Hebediah Grim's footprints turned out to be soccer cleat marks. Gary's chat video was pre-recorded. I hacked your laptop and found the original recordings.

Two missing costumes meant there could be two Hebediah Grims.

Shaggy

Like, worst of all, you guys tried to frame Doogle McGuiness by putting a yearbook on his porch: Ethan's yearbook!

Velma

So judge that, you losers. (throws the yearbook hardly) Boo-yah! Who wants to judge me now? Huh? Who? You want to judge me? You? In your face! YEAH!

Velma, you're scaring me.

The real question is, why? Why did you guys do it?

Girls.

Gary

Duh. We wanted to terrify girls and then rescue them so they'd fall for us, just like the knights did in the old west before the dragons went away.

Yeah. Knights terrorize and save damsels to score dates with them all the time.

Huh. I never thought about it that way.

Daphne

But why did you both dress up?

We don't trust each other. Tag-teaming was the only option.

Gary

And we would have gotten away with it if any of you mystery, stink losers had lives.

Fred! Bro! You are the coolest.

Gary

Cooler than cool, the king of cool, the lord king of goal keepers.

Those crazy talented hands of yours blocked every shot last night. Thanks for winning us the championship. You rock!

Gary

Yeah! And thanks for letting us borrow your van. You double rock! (he and Ethan leave)

(looks at the white van) This--this is my van?

Galloping goalies, Fred, of course it's your van. Now, will you kindly get it off my field?

Mayor dad?

You've called me a lot of things over the years, Mr. Jones, coach Jones, principal Jones, but definitely not mayor and never dad. I gotta say I like it. You know, since I never had kids of my own, I've always thought of the students here at my high school as all my kids, but you, Fred, you were always special. I've always been extra proud of you. By the way, my colleague at Miskatonic University sent this for you and your friends. (gives the disc to Fred)