Fred quotes from Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated

Wait. That isn't real. It looks like part of a costume.

This is where the mystery started, gang. And tonight, this is where it ends.

Aaah! Ugh. Look at those creepy eyes! And that disgusting yellow hair! And the horrible tentacle around its neck! Makes me wanna hork. Oh. (looks his reflection) It's me! Phew, that was close. (tries to leave but his reflection moves differently, he noticed, then moves to make reflection normal) Hmm. (turns around and his reflection pulls him into the mirror) AAAAAAAAHHHH!! (drops his lantern)

(looks at the mirror) What happened? (leaves the destroyed house) Gang? Gang! Daphne! (tries to call Daphne in his cell phone and reads) "No Signal Anywhere!". (walks the destroyed Crystal Cove street) Anybody! Hello! Hellooooo! (finds skeletons anywhere) No. No! This is all wrong. Crystal Cove has much greener lawns and fewer skeletons. Velma! Shaggy! Scooby Doo, where are you?!

(finds the Mystery Machine) There! (hugs it) Ahh! There she is! (looks the Mystery Machine's wreckage) I don't understand any of this. What happened to Crystal Cove? What happened to the people? What happened to your groovy paintjob? (Mystery Machine's door falls down and Fred finds the Mr. Traples half ruined) Mr. Traples. What happened here? Please, tell me what's going on. (finds the clothes of Velma and Shaggy in the floor) Velma. Shaggy. Scooby. They're... They're... Oh, no. No. It's impossible. How could it get any worse? (The green scarf appears and flies in front of Fred) Daphne's scarf. No! It can't be! It can't be true! DAPHNE! NOOOOOOOOOO!!

Never mind, change of plans. This isn't where I left it after all.

Velma

Another mystery bites the dust.

Way to go, gang!

Daphne

Let's celebrate!

Yeah, celebrate. (Sheriff Stone closes the cell door)

Huh?!

Sheriff Stone

Better idea.

Aw, come on, Sheriff.

Sheriff Stone

Just cork it. You see this badge? Know why it's here?

Velma

It came with the shirt?

Sheriff Stone

It's here because if there's a crime, I solve it. (goes to the office door) Oh, and by the way, I've called all your parents, who by now I have on speed dial. (mocking) Oh, are you in trouble. Especially you, Fred. Say hi to dad, the Mayor. (leaves)

Daphne

Just once it would be nice if someone thanked us for solving a mystery.

Good thing we're not in this to be liked. (Scooby, Shaggy, Velma and Daphne look a little annoying to him) You know, that didn't come out quite right.

(tying his ascot) Solving mysteries and building traps.

Mayor Jones

That's two things, Fred.

You know what I mean, Dad. We just want answers. Is that wrong?

Mayor Jones

Tickling chin whiskers, Fred. The mayor's son is supposed to set an example.

I'm trying, Dad. In fact, just yesterday, I entered one of my traps in the district science fair. It was rejected for not actually having anything to do with science, but…

Mayor Jones

I just don't want you to make a mistake you'll regret.

You mean, like, making a bad trap?

Mayor Jones

No! Life is not all about traps. It's also about…

Shaggy

(after being attacked by the slime monster) Zoinks! (laughs nervously) Like, what was that?

(getting out of the Mystery Machine) It looks like a mystery to me, and I think that's just a little more important than school.

Velma

These are military. From the oxidation, probably 30, 40 years old.

Daphne

(finds locket) Fred, I found something! (Opens locket and music plays)

Hmm, could be a clue. Good work, Daphne.

Daphne

Thanks, Fred. You're so sweet... (looks up. Fred has walked away, looking for clues) It's okay. We can talk later, um...

Sheriff Stone

All right, you see what happens when you kids stick your noses where they don't belong? People get cocooned!

Shaggy

Like, man, we found them like that.

Daphne

(trying to show what she means with her hands) Sheriff, there was a monster…

Sheriff Stone

Quiet. From this point forward this is a crime scene and future tourist attraction - stay out of it. (walks away)

Velma

I gotta stay out of it right here. (holds up fist)

Let me talk to him. (walks away)

Daphne

(dreamily) Don't worry. Fred will make him understand.

(runs back carrying body) Shaggy, start the car!

Shaggy

Like, I thought you were going to talk to him.

He wasn't in a listening mood.

Velma

(opens back of the van) So you stole a body? Rockin'. (Fred throws the body in the trunk)

Don't worry. I know just who can help us. (school bell rings)

All right. Who can tell me what photosynthesis is? (they all raised their hands up) And please don't say "plant farts". (they all lowered their hands) (sighs) (door opens and Professor Raffalo sees Fred and Shaggy carrying the body in the classroom)

Professor Raffalo, we need your help. (classmates scream and run out)

Emmanuel

Couldn't you kids have waited for break?

Shaggy

Is he…? (gulps)

Emmanuel

No, he's alive. But he appears to be in some sort of dehydrated stasis. I don't quite know what that means, but I'm guessing it's temporary.

(sees squirrel food) Mmm, Scooby snacks. (Opens the squirrel cage reaching its food, and the squirrel goes rabid and attacks Scooby)

Daphne

Do you know what could have done this?

Emmanuel

The cocoon material looks organic, but I'll need to do further tests. The sheriff okayed this?

Uh, of course he did. What, do you think we stole a body? That's rich. (laughs as he pushes the gang out the school)

Angel

Mm, yeah, Crystal Cove. That was the Rotten Brains with their single, Zombie Housewife Blues. I'm Angel Dynamite. And you're listening to K-Ghoul 101.4 on your AM dial. (Shaggy knocks the door) I was wondering when y'all was gonna show up. He's in the back.

Daphne

(Angel opens door. Fred is lying down with his head on the record player) Fred? It's us. We're here for you. (sits down next to him. Scooby Doo licks his hair)

It's no use, gang. I was the one who stole the body and Professor Raffalo paid the price. I should have listened to my dad and stayed out of any new mysteries.

Velma

We all helped steal the body, Fred.

Shaggy

Well, I actually never took... (Velma elbows him in the ribs) Ow! Okay, fine. Yes, we all took part, Freddie.

Daphne

Fred Jones, you've never backed away from a mystery in your life.

I've got nothing!

Velma

Man up, Fred. We still have our first clue, the cocoon. I brought a sample... (Scooby is eating the slime from the cocoon) Scooby, what are you doing?

What? It's Ruitmeir's! Yummy! (Starts eating again)

Velma

Eww!

Angel

Check it out. If that dog mutates, I'm putting it down. Dig?

Shaggy

Like, hold on, I think I get it. (walks over and tastes the slime)

Ew!

Shaggy

No, you guys, it's Fruitmeir's. The cocoon is made of the same stuff as Fruitmeir's Dessert.

What? (They all get up and taste it)

Daphne

They're right. But if the cocoon is made of Fruitmeir's Dessert...

Shaggy

That means if we capture the monster, we can have our own shop. And we can have an endless supply of Fruitmeir's Dessert. Oh, boy.

No. It means that that Slime Mutant may not be a monster at all. What do we know about Franklin Fruitmeir?

Velma

Franklin Fruitmeir. Showed up in town out of nowhere two months ago. Before that, nothing. He's hiring right now for female servers.

And that's our in.

Shaggy

If the girls can get jobs at Fruitmeir's, they can snoop around and find out more.

Great idea, Shag.

Shaggy

(he and Scooby are dressed as girls). Um, like, uh, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. Why are Scooby Doo and I dressed like girls when Velma and Daphne are girls?

Yeah. My skirts too tight.

Daphne

Because Velma and I refused. (Shaggy and Scooby glare at them)

All right, gang. Fan out. See if you can find anything that will tie Franklin Fruitmeir to the Slime Mutant.

Daphne

Hmm. Must be a key around here somewhere.

Velma

Are you two insane?

Shaggy

Mon-mon-monster! Like, right behind us!

Monster? There's no monster.

Velma

Jinkies! Where's Daphne?

Daphne? Daphne? Daphne? Daphne? Daphne?

Daphne

Here. I'm down here. I'm okay, but you better get down here. I think I found something.