AngelMm, yeah, Crystal Cove. That was the Rotten Brains with their single, Zombie Housewife Blues. I'm Angel Dynamite. And you're listening to K-Ghoul 101.4 on your AM dial. (Shaggy knocks the door) I was wondering when y'all was gonna show up. He's in the back.
(Angel opens door. Fred is lying down with his head on the record player) Fred? It's us. We're here for you. (sits down next to him. Scooby Doo licks his hair)
It's no use, gang. I was the one who stole the body and Professor Raffalo paid the price. I should have listened to my dad and stayed out of any new mysteries.
We all helped steal the body, Fred.
Well, I actually never took... (Velma elbows him in the ribs) Ow! Okay, fine. Yes, we all took part, Freddie.
Fred Jones, you've never backed away from a mystery in your life.
Man up, Fred. We still have our first clue, the cocoon. I brought a sample... (Scooby is eating the slime from the cocoon) Scooby, what are you doing?
What? It's Ruitmeir's! Yummy! (Starts eating again)
Angel
Check it out. If that dog mutates, I'm putting it down. Dig?
Like, hold on, I think I get it. (walks over and tastes the slime)
DFDaphne, Fred, Velma, Angel
Ew!
No, you guys, it's Fruitmeir's. The cocoon is made of the same stuff as Fruitmeir's Dessert.
DFDaphne, Fred, Velma, Angel
What? (They all get up and taste it)
They're right. But if the cocoon is made of Fruitmeir's Dessert...
That means if we capture the monster, we can have our own shop. And we can have an endless supply of Fruitmeir's Dessert. Oh, boy.
No. It means that that Slime Mutant may not be a monster at all. What do we know about Franklin Fruitmeir?
Franklin Fruitmeir. Showed up in town out of nowhere two months ago. Before that, nothing. He's hiring right now for female servers.
If the girls can get jobs at Fruitmeir's, they can snoop around and find out more.
(he and Scooby are dressed as girls). Um, like, uh, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. Why are Scooby Doo and I dressed like girls when Velma and Daphne are girls?
Yeah. My skirts too tight.
Because Velma and I refused. (Shaggy and Scooby glare at them)
(In K-Ghoul, Angel Dynamite looks at the LP and Velma appears behind)
Angel
Lordy, Velma! Baby, you just about scared me out of my skin-tight leather foxy pants. What's with all the sneaking around?
Angel
What's that supposed to mean?
For the short amount of time that you've been in Crystal Cove, you sure know a lot about this town's mystery history.
Angel
Well, I'm just curious by nature. Remember the heebedy-jeebedies?
Stop. One of my big problems, on a list that's long and distinguished, is that despite my skeptical nature, I trust people. I want to see the best in them. Unfortunately, they usually let me down. Things have been adding up for me, Angel. The help you gave us on this oil platform mystery, the diary you provided for the Mystery Manor case; stuff that you shouldn't know and shouldn't have had, no matter what the heebedy-jeebedy.
Angel
What are you saying?
I'm saying Angel Dynamite isn't your real name. I think your real name is Cassidy Williams, and you're one of the members of the original Mystery Incorporated that vanished in the caves beneath Crystal Cove. Tell me I'm wrong... friend.
(Angel Dynamite enters the Mr. E's lair)
Angel
The Mystery, Inc. kids have found a piece of the Planispheric Disk.
So now, we know where 2 of the pieces are. Good work, Angel.
Angel
Just remember, I'm working with you, not for you, E. I'm worried about those kids.
Angel
Pericles is loose, and that nutso parrot might go after the piece, which puts them in danger, and us, if the former members of our club get wind of it.
Don't worry, little Angel. The other 2 won't move a muscle as long as Fred Jones is still alive.
Angel
I know who has the Planispheric Disk piece, but not where.
Angel
I put a bug on Velma when I saw her earlier. She didn't suspect a thing. Later, I heard Fred tell her that Shaggy and Scooby have the piece. But he didn't say anything more than that.
He told Velma and us enough. Everything will work out just fine. You see, Scooby is a far more trusting companion than Pericles was to me.
Now, Regina, time to come clean and reveal that you're-- (unmasks The Obliteratrix)
SSScooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred
Alice May?
She once pretended to be a Ghost Girl to kidnap Fred for her man posse because she wanted revenge for her father, the Creeper.
But, like, how did you get out of jail?
AMAlice May
I got out with the help of the same person who sent me to destroy you... Mr. E!
SSScooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred
Huh?
Angel Dynamite
Huh?
AMAlice May
E enlisted my services to put you kids in danger in hopes of drawing out his enemy, Professor Pericles. He figured if Pericles thought you were in trouble, he'd come to your rescue. E knew if he could get Pericles to reveal himself, it'd leave his piece of the Planispheric Disk vulnerable. Everything was fake. Special effects.
But, like, where'd you get all the high-tech stuff? How'd you disappear?
AMAlice May
E took care of that. It was all courtesy of one of Destroido's shell corporations: Quest Research Laboratories. They supplied me with everything I needed: Weapons, a high-tech cloaking device, even the effects.
Angel Dynamite
(handcuffs Alice) So this was all staged by Mr. E to use the kids as parrot bait.
AMAlice May
That's right. And it would have worked, too, if I hadn't been stopped by you, Miss meddling sassy pants! (Next scene in the police car with Sheriff Stone and Alice May arrested)
Wait, so are you telling me that you escaped from prison months ago, and I never noticed? (laughs) I don't think so. (drives away)
Well, Angel, it looks like we owe you one.
Yeah. You saved our tails.
How'd you know where we were?
It's time, Angel. I can't keep this secret anymore.
Angel Dynamite
I wanted to tell you kids earlier, but I was afraid.
Angel Dynamite
Of telling you the truth. My real name isn't Angel Dynamite. It's Cassidy Williams. I'm one of the original members of Mystery Incorporated that disappeared.
SSScooby, Shaggy, Daphne and Fred
What?
ADAngel Dynamite/Cassidy
It was all an accident. We should have never been in that condemned church. But Brad said he'd seen someone coming and going at night, and he wanted to investigate. We thought we'd found a treasure map, but it wasn't treasure; it was a threat, to not just our lives but the lives of our families. The thing in those caves forced us to leave Crystal Cove, or those who loved us would pay the price. (Shaggy and Scooby are terrified)
L-l-like, who threatened you?
ADAngel Dynamite/Cassidy
He called himself the Freak. The Freak of Crystal Cove. There, now you know the truth. That's what happened to the original Mystery Incorporated, and it will happen to all of you if you don't stop! Forget about the Planispheric Disk. Give Pericles your piece, or Mr. E. I don't care. The mystery is over. Let it end tonight!
You lied to us, Angel. You've been lying to us from the beginning. Why should we listen to anything you have to say to us now? This mystery isn't over until we say it's over. Come on, gang.
ADAngel Dynamite/Cassidy
No. No, you don't understand. He's still out there. (The gang drives away) The Freak is still out there!
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