Cassidy quotes from Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated

Well, Angel, it looks like we owe you one.

Yeah. You saved our tails.

Daphne

How'd you know where we were?

Velma

It's time, Angel. I can't keep this secret anymore.

Angel Dynamite

I wanted to tell you kids earlier, but I was afraid.

Afraid of what?

Angel Dynamite

Of telling you the truth. My real name isn't Angel Dynamite. It's Cassidy Williams. I'm one of the original members of Mystery Incorporated that disappeared.

What?

It was all an accident. We should have never been in that condemned church. But Brad said he'd seen someone coming and going at night, and he wanted to investigate. We thought we'd found a treasure map, but it wasn't treasure; it was a threat, to not just our lives but the lives of our families. The thing in those caves forced us to leave Crystal Cove, or those who loved us would pay the price. (Shaggy and Scooby are terrified)

Shaggy

L-l-like, who threatened you?

He called himself the Freak. The Freak of Crystal Cove. There, now you know the truth. That's what happened to the original Mystery Incorporated, and it will happen to all of you if you don't stop! Forget about the Planispheric Disk. Give Pericles your piece, or Mr. E. I don't care. The mystery is over. Let it end tonight!

You lied to us, Angel. You've been lying to us from the beginning. Why should we listen to anything you have to say to us now? This mystery isn't over until we say it's over. Come on, gang.

No. No, you don't understand. He's still out there. (The gang drives away) The Freak is still out there!

You have no right to bring us here.

I brought you here to protect you.

Yeah, where have I heard that before?

It's okay, gang. Sometimes people just don't appreciate it when you save the day. That's just the price of our... art.

Cassidy

(on the Mystery Machine radio) Listen up, boppers. Because I've got a brand new radio show coming at you right now. Across the airwaves. (Next scene in K-Ghoul) It's all about the truth. Evil resides in Crystal Cove. (Next scene in Jones mansion, Brad and Judy hear her) So stay tuned and maybe, just maybe... (Next scene in Mystery Machine, the gang hears her) We'll all get through this thing alive.

(prepares grape juice) I'm glad you came. I wasn't sure you would.

Pericles

Of course, Ricky. I'm happy you invited me.

To a future of unimaginable wealth.

Pericles

To the treasure. For with it, we shall rule the world.

A meeting of this momentous importance deserves some mood music. (turns on the radio)

Cassidy

Remember, all you listeners out there, something bad is going down at Crystal Cove. And by down, I mean underneath. Watch out for any foul play, especially of the feathered kind.

Pericles

(shuts down the radio) Ahh, Cassidy. If we are to continue, she will need to be silenced forever.

Agreed. Forever.

Cassidy

That's why I'm here to tell you the truth. There aren't any real ghosts in Crystal Cove. It's like the open-all-hours gym, it just isn't open all hours. And that's just the tip of the false-berg. Give me time, and I will tell you everything I know about Crystal Cove enough to blow your mind. Aah! (the wall is exploded interrupting her, a big robot soldier arrives) You just made a big mistake. Hyah! (attacks robot throwing discs, it tries punching her, she dodges it) (attacks robot with metal stick, it throws lounge chair to her, she dodges it again) Hyah! (decapitates robot head with a kick) Don't think you can come in my house and make a mess.

(speaks in German meaning self-destruction and counts)

Cassidy

Oh, great.

Daphne

Cassidy! We heard about the explosion! Are you hurt?

We brought ointment.

(gasps)

Shaggy

She hates ointment!

Cassidy

Hit the dirt!

Daphne

Cassidy, what's going on?

Velma

Start with why there's a World War II-era robot on the ground.

Cassidy

We can't talk here.

Shaggy

Like, dude, why were you attacked by a robot?

Cassidy

Actually, I've been attacked by 6 robots. It started last week, and it's getting worse. I would have told you sooner, but you all don't trust me.

Velma

With good reason. You lied to us.

Cassidy

I hear you. But I've changed. Ask me anything, and I will tell you the truth.

Daphne

OK. What's the story with you and Mr. E? Why did you help him?

Cassidy

It's, um, complicated.

Daphne

(sighs) Wrong answer.

Velma

Hold on, gang. Check this out. (picks up a small sea thing inside robot arm) Interesting. This is a Lassiter Gringol mollusk.

Looks like a snail. Yecch!

Velma

It is a snail, Scooby, a rare sea snail, (a robot soldier sees the gang, preparing to attack) whose picky mollusk diet restricts it to a deep Costa marine trench, located right off Crystal Cove. These robots must have an underwater origin in that trench. (robot soldier arrives in front of the gang) Aaah!

(speaks in German, tries to attack the gang but it's hit by an arrow and hits the wall)

Go back to the deep where you came from, you scurvy tin fish! You rusty scalawags are worse than sea rats! (to the gang) Sorry about that, kids. Free brine and cuttlefish on the house.

Gang, we need to get to that trench.

Daphne

And I know someone who can get us there.

There she is.

Cassidy

It's over, Miss October Pest. Call off the bots. (turns the chair and sees the corpse) Ugh!

Shaggy

Like, that is worse than robots.

Nibiru.

Did that thing... just whisper?

I heard it, too. It sounded like...

Velma

Nibiru.

Daphne

You think that was her name?

Velma

No. Her name was Frau Abigail Glück. She was part of the Benevolent Lodge of Mystery, the mystery-solving gang formed by Burlington in the 1880s. And when I got back from the Burlington Library, someone had pinned a picture of another mystery-solving group on my wall: The Darrow Family.

Daphne

Including us and the original Mystery Incorporated? That makes 4 groups.

Velma

My guess-- there's more. Almost as if this has all happened before.

Pericles

Exactly right. Mystery Incorporated.

Professor Pericles?

Pericles

Ah! Lovely. I see you have met what's left of Frau Glück. I met Frau Glück in Bavaria in the 1930s. She discovered the missionaries possessed the fifth and the sixth pieces of the Planispheric Disk. She built this lab and a host of robots to aid her search for the pieces. I finally found this lab and continued the Frau's work, building a legion of her Kriegstaffebots to retrieve the pieces for me. My holographic masquerade as Frau Glück bought my bots all the time they needed. And I would have gotten away with eliminating Cassidy if it weren't for you meddling kids. Now that I have everything I need, I can dispose of this place and all of you at the same time. (takes the piece of the Planispheric Disk) Farewell, darling kinder. Farewell. (escapes the underwater lab in an escape capsule)

We're leaving now!

I wish! Moby's stuck!

The only way we can leave is if someone stays behind and keeps the doors open with this manual override lever!

Cassidy

I'll do it.

Daphne

No!

Cassidy

I'll be right behind you. Trust me, I'm a fast swimmer. (The gang feels a bit shocked) Go! I'll be fine. Go.

Daphne

What we were talking about before, about regret-- you weren't talking about me and Fred. You were talking about you and Mr. E. You loved him once, didn't you?

Cassidy

(last words) What E and I had, we lost a long time ago. Don't make the same mistake I did. Now, go!

Don't be silly, Norville, we're so proud. Our son, President of the Chefs Club, winner of the ultimate teen chef award and you've won the national junior epicurean of the year award 3 times in a row.

Shaggy

But, I--I'm like a slacker.

I don't buy that story for a second.

Shaggy, look.

Here at Creationex, we've been blessed with inventing clean, sustainable fusion-based energy.

Cassidy

Now, my beautiful husband and I want to pass that blessing on to you by radically reducing our prices. (Ricky and Cassidy kiss)

Pericles

Creationex makes life better for everyone!

Huh?