The gang is misunderstood. We're just solving mysteries. All the kids are doing it.
BNBarty and Nan
No, they're not.
And what about this "Fred Jones?" Certainly, there must be other boys.
Not like Fred. He's, like, one of those geniuses that no one understands until they're dead. He sees things different, and he wants to catch those different things in his traps.
BBarty
Honey, we just want you to go on to have a rich career, like your sisters.
That's Fred and the gang. Got to go. Don't want to be late for school. Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. Bye, Daisy. Bye, Dawn. Bye, Dorothy. Bye, Delilah.
Dad, I'm sorry. We just...
Uh, uh, uh. I can't hear you. My ears are too clogged with disappointment.
BBarty
[to Daphne] You are forbidden to see the Jones boy ever again.
What?! Mom, dad, you can't do that! Just listen for a second! Fred and I are engaged!
[Barty faints in Nan's arms]
VSVelma, Shaggy and Scooby
YOU'RE WHAT?!
Engaged. So you can't split us apart. Right, Fred? Fred?
What? Oh, uh... right! I love Daphne. She's the most important thing in my life, besides the gang, mystery-solving, traps, my dad... truthfully, it's a five-way tie.
[groans] We're getting married as soon as we graduate.
[gasps and drops Barty and points to Mayor Jones] This is your fault, Mystery Incorporated is over!
[Nan grabs Daphne's arm and pulls her away]
[Fred reaches for Daphne, but his father pulls him back]
NO! [whispers as Mayor Jones pulls him away] Shaggy, Scooby, guard the disk piece in your room. Velma...
[grabs scroll and hides it behind her back] I'm already on it.
Mom, dad, be honest. Are you sure you two have never touched a trap in your entire lives?
Traps? Fred, you know we're both...
Obstetricians. We bring babies into the world.
Thank you, Brad, happy babies.
But that still doesn't explain why you're here, mom and dad.
BBarty
Oh, it's simple, dear.
We're planning your wedding.
FDFred and Daphne
Our wedding?
Why, princess, you're almost 18. High time you tied the knot.
BBarty
I only wish we could find more perfect specimens of manhood like Fred for your underachieving sisters.
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