Fred quotes from Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated

Did you know we were standing on a trap?

(grabs Daphne) Honestly, there's so many in this house, I've kinda lost track.

Shaggy

Zoinks! Another ghost!

Dad! (releases Daphne and uncovers the sheet) You're okay!

Mayor Jones

Dimpled puppet eggs, Fred! I am clearly not okay. Untie me.

(unties his dad) Dad, the house wasn't haunted at all. It was Professor Pericles.

Mayor Jones

Pericles? Are you sure? Did he get the--?

Daphne

Planispheric Disk? Yeah. He said you stole it from him.

Mayor Jones

That's... that's absurd! We confiscated it off him years ago, when we locked him up. I've felt it was best to keep it here, safe. That's why I went back in for it.

Velma

Mayor Jones, why would Professor Pericles want that piece of the Disk so badly?

Mayor Jones

Oof! Ha! Ha! How should I know? Are you kids trying to imply something? Because if you are--

No, no, dad. We're just all really happy you're okay. That's what's important, right, gang? This mystery is over. (hugs Mayor Jones)

Daphne

I'm not sure this mystery is over at all.

Velma

Time to reveal who Dead Justice really is. (unmasks Dead Justice)

Deputy Bucky?

Sheriff Stone

What? Bucky, you were like a father to me!

You're 20 years older than me!

Sheriff Stone

There's no proof of that. Why'd you do it?

Velma

Sheriff, I think we can explain.

Daphne

Bucky was tired of being just a deputy. He craved the power and prestige of the Sheriff's office.

Bucky failed every one of his promotion exams. But it wasn't just his grades that got me thinking.

Shaggy

Like, Bucky's a doodler, and his drawings looked an awful lot like Dead Justice's demon bullets.

Velma

Bucky disguised himself as the Ghost of Dead Justice and chased down the town's most wanted.

Daphne

He knew nothing would hurt Sheriff Stone more than losing his job to his hero.

The only thing I don't understand is how he created those bullets.

CGI. It's all CGI these days. I programmed a laser pointer to simulate the animation.

Sheriff Stone

Much as I hate to admit it, I owe you kids one. (Fred puts his hand on Sheriff's shoulder but he lets it go)

Mayor Jones

(gives an award to Sheriff Stone) People of Crystal Cove, there's a new old new Sheriff in town.

Sheriff Stone

Thanks, Mayor Jones. And... Thanks for giving me a raise.

Mayor Jones

Raise? What raise? An hour ago, your job was free. Don't think I won't find another undead lawman if I have to.

Sheriff Stone

(laughs) You're joking, right?

You know, dad, Bucky would have gotten away with it if it hadn't have been for us meddling kids. Maybe a little thank you might be, uh...

Mayor Jones

Uh, that's great, Fred. Listen, I'm late for a work meeting. (leaves)

But work's that way. (Daphne arrives) Why do I even bother?

Daphne

(accompanies Fred) He cares, Fred, in his own way.

Now, Regina, time to come clean and reveal that you're-- (unmasks The Obliteratrix)

Alice May?

Who's Alice May?

Daphne

She once pretended to be a Ghost Girl to kidnap Fred for her man posse because she wanted revenge for her father, the Creeper.

Shaggy

But, like, how did you get out of jail?

I got out with the help of the same person who sent me to destroy you... Mr. E!

Huh?

Angel Dynamite

Huh?

E enlisted my services to put you kids in danger in hopes of drawing out his enemy, Professor Pericles. He figured if Pericles thought you were in trouble, he'd come to your rescue. E knew if he could get Pericles to reveal himself, it'd leave his piece of the Planispheric Disk vulnerable. Everything was fake. Special effects.

Shaggy

But, like, where'd you get all the high-tech stuff? How'd you disappear?

E took care of that. It was all courtesy of one of Destroido's shell corporations: Quest Research Laboratories. They supplied me with everything I needed: Weapons, a high-tech cloaking device, even the effects.

Angel Dynamite

(handcuffs Alice) So this was all staged by Mr. E to use the kids as parrot bait.

That's right. And it would have worked, too, if I hadn't been stopped by you, Miss meddling sassy pants! (Next scene in the police car with Sheriff Stone and Alice May arrested)

Sheriff Stone

Wait, so are you telling me that you escaped from prison months ago, and I never noticed? (laughs) I don't think so. (drives away)

Well, gang, another mystery solved.

Daphne

I just wish we could have done something about your job, Professor Hatecraft.

(arrives with car) H.P.? Yoo-hoo! Oh, there you are, you dear man.

Don't worry, Dean Fenk. I'm on my way to clean out my office now.

Clean out your office? Oh, never. Heh! Haven't you heard the wonderful news? The song "Char Gar Gothakon", based on your novel, is a huge hit in Japan. And since Darrow College published the book, we're gonna make a fortune! (Professor Hatecraft is amazingly surprised) Now, I'm giving you Regina's old office Vampire books are so done and I'm having the dusk mobile repainted. (she and Professor Hatecraft drive away)

Well, Angel, it looks like we owe you one.

Yeah. You saved our tails.

Daphne

How'd you know where we were?

Velma

It's time, Angel. I can't keep this secret anymore.

Angel Dynamite

I wanted to tell you kids earlier, but I was afraid.

Afraid of what?

Angel Dynamite

Of telling you the truth. My real name isn't Angel Dynamite. It's Cassidy Williams. I'm one of the original members of Mystery Incorporated that disappeared.

What?

It was all an accident. We should have never been in that condemned church. But Brad said he'd seen someone coming and going at night, and he wanted to investigate. We thought we'd found a treasure map, but it wasn't treasure; it was a threat, to not just our lives but the lives of our families. The thing in those caves forced us to leave Crystal Cove, or those who loved us would pay the price. (Shaggy and Scooby are terrified)

Shaggy

L-l-like, who threatened you?

He called himself the Freak. The Freak of Crystal Cove. There, now you know the truth. That's what happened to the original Mystery Incorporated, and it will happen to all of you if you don't stop! Forget about the Planispheric Disk. Give Pericles your piece, or Mr. E. I don't care. The mystery is over. Let it end tonight!

You lied to us, Angel. You've been lying to us from the beginning. Why should we listen to anything you have to say to us now? This mystery isn't over until we say it's over. Come on, gang.

No. No, you don't understand. He's still out there. (The gang drives away) The Freak is still out there!

You have no right to bring us here.

I brought you here to protect you.

Yeah, where have I heard that before?

Dad, I'm sorry. We just...

Mayor Jones

Uh, uh, uh. I can't hear you. My ears are too clogged with disappointment.

[to Daphne] You are forbidden to see the Jones boy ever again.

Daphne

What?! Mom, dad, you can't do that! Just listen for a second! Fred and I are engaged!

YOU'RE WHAT?!

Daphne

Engaged. So you can't split us apart. Right, Fred? Fred?

What? Oh, uh... right! I love Daphne. She's the most important thing in my life, besides the gang, mystery-solving, traps, my dad... truthfully, it's a five-way tie.

Daphne

[groans] We're getting married as soon as we graduate.

Nan

[gasps and drops Barty and points to Mayor Jones] This is your fault, Mystery Incorporated is over!

Daphne

Fred!

Daphne!

Daphne

Freddy!

NO! [whispers as Mayor Jones pulls him away] Shaggy, Scooby, guard the disk piece in your room. Velma...

Velma

[grabs scroll and hides it behind her back] I'm already on it.

You all know me. You know how I earn a living. I'm a bad clown. Stopping me ain't going to be easy. There's no string and a net to catching me like Mano Tiki Tia or Redbeard's ghost. This Crybaby Clown swallow your town whole. (chuckles) You want your tourism back? You're gonna pay me $5 million. For that, you get the pacifier, the rattle, the whole darn clown. So what's it going to be? Me, or Mystery Incorporated?

Sheriff Stone

Well, it sounds like a good deal to me. I'll start passing the hat. So long, mystery goofs.

Hold on, Clown! That is our town.

Shaggy

(chuckles nervously) That's right! And we don't need money to protect it. Although it would be nice-- (Velma hits him with elbow) Ow!

Velma

Freddie, I think it's trapping time.

Right, Velma! And I know the perfect g-- the perfect-- ah-- I-- guh!

Mayor Nettles

What's wrong?

I-- my trapping knowledge! It's gone! My mind is-- is empty!

Wahh wahh. So tragic. Oh, well, I offered. (The door closes abruptly and the lights are shut off) Time's up, Crystal Cove.

Aww, this makes me think you don't like me. Wahh wahh! And by the way, building your little donut shop trap next to a fireworks store might not have been the best idea. See ya soon, Mystery Incorporated! (throws the baby bottle bomb in the fireworks store to explode. Crybaby Clown drives away)

Velma

Run!

Daphne!

Velma

Isn't coming!

Velma

Well, I think it's safe to say, if the town didn't hate us before. This should certainly do the trick.

Freddie? Are you okay?

No, Scoob, I'm not. My trap failed, and for the first time, the bad guy got away. And it's my fault.

Shaggy

We're all responsible, Fred. We're a team, remember?

That's just it, Shaggy. We're not a team. Not without Daphne. And now I know... she's never coming back.

And now, let's see who Baba Yaga really is. (unmasks Baba Yaga)

Curator Vronsky?

Velma

Exactly. He was using Baba Yaga's house to smuggle stolen Fabergé eggs into the country.

That's right. I was going to sell them on the black market. Finally, I was to be a rich capitalist with all my loot. I had it planned perfectly. Before becoming a museum curator, I spent many years in Spetsnaz, Soviet Special Forces. This allowed me to make modifications on the house using what I could find on the ship. I even put a remote control in my walking stick to move the house. I needed to get assistant curator Anna Arkadyevna out of the way before she became suspicious of my plan. I tied her up and kept her prisoner in the house while I donned the Baba Yaga costume and used the voice modulator to frighten away the curious. But, when one of the eggs was damaged, I had to alter the plan. But you brats kept interrupting my repair of the legs. I could not leave any of my precious eggs behind. There were too many. I needed the house to carry them all. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you decadent bourgeoisie teenagers and your slobbering, democracy-loving dog!

I had my suspicions of Vronsky all along. That is why I came with him. Thank you for saving the Fabergé eggs, our national treasure.

And now let's see who Crybaby Clown really is. (unmasks the Crybaby Clown)

Baylor Hotner!

That's right-ner. Actor, humanitarian, guy with amazingly super awesome abs. I came here to Crystal Cove to research the part of a crazed clown for my upcoming blockbuster movie, "The Night the Clown Cried". It was gonna be my Oscar. Using my knowledge of Hollywood makeup and effects and a trick buggy I stole from the back lot, I honed my crazed clown performance to perfection. Then, I built my entourage: a therapist, a hairdresser, a plastic surgeon, and a publicist. Everything I needed to be a great actor. Of course, I put tracking chips in all of them because you have to know where your posse is at all times. I even had an innocent small-town girl that would make me look like the nicest guy. I had it all! And I would have been the world's greatest Hollywood thespian, too, if it hadn't have been for you small-town scene stealers.

Daphne

(slaps Baylor) Small-town that, Baylor Hotner. These are my friends. Take him away, Sheriff.

Daphne

Thanks, guys. You, uh, really saved me.

Shaggy

Like, you're one of us.

Um, you know, Daphne, you could come back to me... to the gang, I mean.

Daphne

Really? I'd like that. Very much.

(hugs Daphne) Hooray! Daphne's back. Group hug. (Fred, Velma, and Shaggy hug Daphne) Scooby-Dooby-Doo! And Daphne, too. (laughs)

He was stealing this wheel of old cheese.

Velma

Now let's see who the Hodag really is.

Roberto!

Where's my Nova?

Velma

Hold on. (unmasks Roberto's face)

A monkey?

(heard in the balcony holding Nova over the edge) That's right. My monkey. Nobody moves or the dog gets it.

Nova!

Daphne

Mr. Fussbuster, please, don't hurt Nova. Why are you doing this?

It all started back when I was a sailor working the trade boats in Indonesia. I learned you could train a monkey to steal. So that's just what I did. I trained Roberto using bells and used him to build up my fortune. When I rang a bell, he would start taking valuable objects. But he became bell crazy, started stealing bells, too. It drove me insane, all of those bells! And he not only brought home the bells, but whatever were attached to them. You don't know how many cats and cows and hunchbacks he brought home with him! But it was all worth it, as we were just about to steal the 500-year-old cheese you have in your hand.

500-year-old cheese?

Yes. It was made right here in Crystal Cove by a master Spanish cheesemaker. It's priceless. And with its theft, I could have finally retired to the Netherlands, where they really enjoy cheese properly.

Velma

But why the Hodag?

Shepherd's security was unbreakable. I needed the key. Seemed the best way to get it. Now, toss the cheese up here and she won't get hurt. (Nova is whimpering)

(growling, grabs the cheese) Here, Fussbuster. Fetch!

(groaning) And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those bells. The bells! The bells! (crying)