Let's see who's really behind all this junk. (grabs the TV head of Junk)
RWRandy Warsaw
I don't get it.
Wait for it. We discovered the strange paralysis of Eeko, Clio, and worker number one had been caused by a rare strand of brewers yeast. Used only in Bavaria. That allowed us to reverse the effect.
These guys have been frozen to recreate a picture by the famous Bavarian artist Albrecht von Cartofokauf. So we knew we were looking for someone German.
RWRandy Warsaw
I... I still don't get it.
Here's why Randy Warsaw. The real culprit is (grabs the head out of Junk) Butch Furbanks.
BButch
Fine, you got me. But don't expect my introspective personality to register guilt.
His real name is Hans van Shanengruber.
Before Butch joined "Sunday Around Noonish" he released an album of classical accordion music. It reached number one in the Bravarian hit parade. But soon fizzled.
FFred
Using powerful electro magnets, and his expert knowledge of musical instruments, Butch was able to control your junk sculpture and make it attack you.
Like the only thing we don't know is why?
BButch
Alright, look I did it for art.
RWRandy Warsaw
That can't be right, can it?
BButch
Okay, that's a lie. The truth is I hated what you made me in to. All I ever wanted to do was play polkas in a Bravarian Oompa band. A beautiful dream that I lived until I came to work for you, Randy Warsaw. You changed me. You transformed me. Molded me in to a dark band leader, playing and singing horrible intellectual music. You took everything from me. And I wanted to make you pay. Pay! And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling polka haters. (Sheriff takes Butch into custody) (to Scooby) Oh and your singing stinks, nobody understands a word you're saying.
RWRandy Warsaw
Well, thank you, Mystery Incorporated. You've saved modern art from the clutches of the boudoir. There's only one this left to say: I find you all horribly, horribly boring. So, get out of here. Shoo, shoo. Go away. (leaves)
Uh, Mr. Warsaw, can I keep the wig?
FFred
Velma! Scooby! We heard explosions. Are you okay?
MModer
Oh! What have you done to our cemetery?
What we've done is capture the Graveyard Ghoul. And now, let's see who he really is. (unmasks the Graveyard Ghoul) Evallo.
Well, what do you know? It really was the most obvious suspect. (chuckles) Who would have guessed?
Evallo was stealing natural gas from the Crystal Cove gas company.
EEvallo
Yes, that is right. I did it. I, count Evallo von Meanskrieg, developed a perfectly evil plan und used my position as gravedigger to cover my activities. But the crowd from the Mayor's movie night meant someone might notice what I was up to. I had to scare them off! Thus, my genius evil plan of the Graveyard Ghoul was born. Unfortunately, the flame-broiling grill was incredibly dangerous so close to my gas lines. I had to stop it. Which led to my capture. Sadly, I, the evil count Evallo von Meanskrieg, would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for this Sheriff and his American-style barbecue.
(closes the police car door) You all saw that, right? I caught the right guy, and on purpose! (drives away)
How in the world did a ship get all the way up here?
Maybe this can tell us. It's the ship's manifest. The writing's in Español, but I aced honor's Spanish. I can translate. "I fear I may have doomed us all. After months of filling our hold... "
(In the flashback with narrating conquistador)
CConquistador
...with treasure, we were about to set sail when word was delivered of an even greater prize: a sarcophagus of the purest crystal, filled to the brim with black pearls of immense value. A king's ransom! The men and I were overtaken with a desire to find this great treasure. And after several months of searching, find it we did. What we didn't realize was that the Entity that dwelled inside that crystal sarcophagus had been searching for us as well. In our thirst for power and wealth, we had discovered a terrible evil. It preyed upon our fears, driving us to commit Horrible acts. Finally, in an act of desperation to stop what we had become, I set the ship ashore on the mission coast, in a cove we named after what we would soon bring there: Crystal Cove.
(Flashback interrupted)
Zoinks! Ha ha! Like, that means...
FFred
These are the conquistadors that founded our town!
The ones that disappeared!
(Flashback continues)
CConquistador
I used the arcanical Disco Planisférico, to map our location, and we buried the evil treasure deep, deep underground. Then, we broke the disk into 6 pieces and went our separate ways. I concealed my piece aboard the ship and artfully protected it by a large number of lethal mechanical devices. I brought the ship here, to the top of this mountain, to stay hidden forever.
(Flashback ends)
It's signed Fernando El Aguirre, captain of the "Santa Lucia" of Spain.
Jeepers! You know what this means? The fifth piece of the Planispheric Disk is right here on this ship!
Then let's find it and get out of here before that crazy chick shows up again! Hoo-hoo!
Looks like Hebediah Grim won't be judging anybody, now that we know he's really...
(Scooby and Daphne unmasks the 2 Hebediah Grims)
Yeah! We were, like, totally sneaky!
Not so totally, I'm afraid. The odd indentations in Hebediah Grim's footprints turned out to be soccer cleat marks. Gary's chat video was pre-recorded. I hacked your laptop and found the original recordings.
FFred
Two missing costumes meant there could be two Hebediah Grims.
Like, worst of all, you guys tried to frame Doogle McGuiness by putting a yearbook on his porch: Ethan's yearbook!
So judge that, you losers. (throws the yearbook hardly) Boo-yah! Who wants to judge me now? Huh? Who? You want to judge me? You? In your face! YEAH!
Velma, you're scaring me.
FFred
The real question is, why? Why did you guys do it?
Duh. We wanted to terrify girls and then rescue them so they'd fall for us, just like the knights did in the old west before the dragons went away.
Yeah. Knights terrorize and save damsels to score dates with them all the time.
FFred
Huh. I never thought about it that way.
But why did you both dress up?
We don't trust each other. Tag-teaming was the only option.
And we would have gotten away with it if any of you mystery, stink losers had lives.
(The gang arrives with Mystery Machine)
Cassidy! We heard about the explosion! Are you hurt?
FFred
We brought ointment.
(Cassidy shows her big shotgun)
(The gang gets down behind a big robot soldier, Cassidy shoots it)
Cassidy, what's going on?
Start with why there's a World War II-era robot on the ground.
Like, dude, why were you attacked by a robot?
Actually, I've been attacked by 6 robots. It started last week, and it's getting worse. I would have told you sooner, but you all don't trust me.
With good reason. You lied to us.
I hear you. But I've changed. Ask me anything, and I will tell you the truth.
OK. What's the story with you and Mr. E? Why did you help him?
(Another robot rises in the ocean)
Hold on, gang. Check this out. (picks up a small sea thing inside robot arm) Interesting. This is a Lassiter Gringol mollusk.
Looks like a snail. Yecch!
It is a snail, Scooby, a rare sea snail, (a robot soldier sees the gang, preparing to attack) whose picky mollusk diet restricts it to a deep Costa marine trench, located right off Crystal Cove. These robots must have an underwater origin in that trench. (robot soldier arrives in front of the gang) Aaah!
RSRobot soldier
(speaks in German, tries to attack the gang but it's hit by an arrow and hits the wall)
SSkipper
Go back to the deep where you came from, you scurvy tin fish! You rusty scalawags are worse than sea rats! (to the gang) Sorry about that, kids. Free brine and cuttlefish on the house.
FFred
Gang, we need to get to that trench.
And I know someone who can get us there.
It's over, Miss October Pest. Call off the bots. (turns the chair and sees the corpse) Ugh!
Like, that is worse than robots.
Did that thing... just whisper?
FFred
I heard it, too. It sounded like...
You think that was her name?
No. Her name was Frau Abigail Glück. She was part of the Benevolent Lodge of Mystery, the mystery-solving gang formed by Burlington in the 1880s. And when I got back from the Burlington Library, someone had pinned a picture of another mystery-solving group on my wall: The Darrow Family.
Including us and the original Mystery Incorporated? That makes 4 groups.
My guess-- there's more. Almost as if this has all happened before.
(Pericles and the Kriegstaffebots appear)
Exactly right. Mystery Incorporated.
EEveryone
Professor Pericles?
Ah! Lovely. I see you have met what's left of Frau Glück. I met Frau Glück in Bavaria in the 1930s. She discovered the missionaries possessed the fifth and the sixth pieces of the Planispheric Disk. She built this lab and a host of robots to aid her search for the pieces. I finally found this lab and continued the Frau's work, building a legion of her Kriegstaffebots to retrieve the pieces for me. My holographic masquerade as Frau Glück bought my bots all the time they needed. And I would have gotten away with eliminating Cassidy if it weren't for you meddling kids. Now that I have everything I need, I can dispose of this place and all of you at the same time. (takes the piece of the Planispheric Disk) Farewell, darling kinder. Farewell. (escapes the underwater lab in an escape capsule)
TTub
I wish! Moby's stuck!
TTom
The only way we can leave is if someone stays behind and keeps the doors open with this manual override lever!
I'll be right behind you. Trust me, I'm a fast swimmer. (The gang feels a bit shocked) Go! I'll be fine. Go.
(The gang, Tom and Tub enter the submarine, Daphne stays to talk)
What we were talking about before, about regret-- you weren't talking about me and Fred. You were talking about you and Mr. E. You loved him once, didn't you?
(last words) What E and I had, we lost a long time ago. Don't make the same mistake I did. Now, go!
(Cassidy keeps the switch that opened the door and the submarine escapes the laboratory destroyed)
TTom
Don't worry. She's here somewhere.
(The seal Scooby appears in the water, calling the gang)
Look, gang. He's holding something.
(The seal Scooby shows the broken helmet)
Ah! (The gang is sad) Oh no! No, Fred. (cries)
FFred
Easy, Daphne. I'm sure she got out. Right, guys?
I guess maybe... we were wrong about Cassidy.
FFred
It looks like an avocado orchard.
SSShaggy and Scooby
Ooh. Guacamole.
Lithium. Toxic. See what it's doing to the Avocados?
(The gang looks at the tracks and think they see the Scarebear in the dark, George Avocados arrives)
That's Avocados, you delinquent. What are you doing on my land?
Like, dude, this is your land?
My family has farmed avocados on this land for generations. Because you horrid children unmasked my dear father as a diamond thief, my reputation has been besmirched, forcing me to work my fingers to the bone so I can keep myself in the wealthy manner to which I have become accustomed.
You know, if you're looking to make some money, I bet you could sell that coat for... (Avocados looks a bit annoyed at her) Hmm.
(A small creature falls to the ground, and runs with spider paws to the top of the tree)
Uh, is that normal avocado behavior?
Destroido! They're ruining my crops, and there's nothing I can do about it!
Because, dim young man, Destroido won't even allow me onto their property without a Destroido passport, which only they can issue. Now, get off my land.
Now, it's time to see who the Scarebear really is.
(Fred unmasks Scarebear)
EEveryone
Benson Fuhrman?
BBenson
That's right. And Fuhrman isn't my real name. It's Hairmore.
FFred
Why did you change it?
BBenson
Isn't it obvious, man? Hairmore would give me away as the Scarebear and, duh. All I wanted was to expose Destroido for the sick, soul-destroying evil that it is. Destroido ruins lives and pays the victims to keep quiet. Well, this is one victim who won't remain quiet any longer.
How are you a victim? You look fine.
BBenson
Do I, pretty scarlet-headed temptress? What if I told you that I am not, in fact, wearing a bear suit, but I'm covered completely in animal hair?
FFred
Except for your face?
BBenson
It would be covered, too, square-jawed, handsome young hero, if I didn't have to shave every few hours just to maintain my non-hirsute appearance. You see: I purchased a bottle of gentle rain flower body wash for men, a heavenly scent designed to bring the ladies running. What I didn't know was that the company, Musky Farms, is a division of Destroido, and that there's a side effect. When I contacted Destroido about the product turning me into a hairy bear-man, the company acted as if what had happened to me was nothing. They tried to pay me off. Destroido ruined my life. So I was determined to find evidence that their body wash was toxic. I got the job as head of security and created the Scarebear suit out of taxidermied bear parts. I'm particularly proud of the claws which I purchased from a school for gifted children. I discovered that gentle rain flower was originally marketed as a lawn growth fertilizer that was so toxic, it destroyed an entire town. They didn't even change the formula. I was in the process of uploading the incriminating files to my website when you kids broke into my lab. My plan was to finally expose Destroido tonight at their own charity ball. I wanted to show the entire world what they had done. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling, mutant animal-hating kids.
FFred
Gee. I feel kind of bad that we got in the way. Destroido deserves to be exposed.
Unfortunately, since Destroido is its own sovereign nation, I can't arrest anyone.
Oh, Sheriff! (hugs Sheriff Stone) You're wonderful!
Like, speaking of explaining, we still don't know who set the bomb.
The Planispheric Disk are ours!
I believe it's time to put all of it together.
(The old gang goes to the lair and find that the pieces are gone, only DVD)
(Ricky plays the DVD on the DVD player)
(Video starts)
FFred
If you're watching this, you're probably wondering what's happened to your pieces of the Planispheric Disk. In a word, you've been scammed, conned, bamboozled.
That's 3 words, Fred, but I think they get the idea. We did this to you.
And we will be more than happy to tell you how we did it.
It was all an elaborate plan masterminded by your very own Freddie.
FFred
We created Krampus by borrowing Charlie the Haunted Robot and dressing him up in clothes we bought off German gypsies who live in Crystal Cove's haunted forest.
As for Krampus moving around, he was being remote controlled by Jason Wyatt, who agreed to help for lenience from the Mayor on his mother's sentence.
Like, Jason also helped create an invisible aerosol that was used to turn hair white and make it grow long for added effect.
FFred
We needed to keep you away from the vault. You following us following Krampus was the perfect way to keep you distracted so we could carry out our master plan: Breaking into Mr. E's vault.
Freddie planted a bug on Brad Chiles' clothing so that we could get the code to the vault.
And once we had that code...
We could give it to our operative. Someone with intimate knowledge of Mr. E's lair: Hot Dog Water.
(surprised) Hot Dog Water?
I still know how to get in touch with her.
Like, when Velma told Hot Dog Water what we had planned, HDW was in.
And while we stole the real pieces...
FFred
You were stealin' fake ones.
The real pieces were instead safely hidden with the one person no one would ever suspect: Fred's fake father, the ex-Mayor Jones.
FFred
My not-really-my-dad dad may have betrayed us once to get the disk pieces, but when he heard what we were planning, he was more than glad to help us take you down.
And, like, Mary Anne Gleardan also agreed to help us after the current Mayor offered her lenience on her sentence.
She really wants to go back to the 7th grade.
FFred
I guess I secretly hoped you guys might not try to steal the pieces from us. But I guess I always knew you would. Which leaves me with only one thing left to say: Real mom, real dad, don't expect me home for dinner. Ever.
And we're taking Nova with us, too. You don't deserve her.
(Video ends)
(The old gang is shocked)
Oh. Let's see what it looks like: The whole Planispheric Disk.
(The gang reassembles the pieces of the Planispheric Disk)
(The disk is shining)
FFred
We have the whole thing. That leaves only one question.
(The next scene depicts the crystal coffin with eyes glowing beneath Crystal Cove)
CCCrystal coffin's voice
Nibiru. (laughs)
ZDr. Zin
(crying) I have failed you, my dragon. What bitterness to lose with the Quest-X power source in our grasp. It's all your fault!
DDynomutt
My fault? Gee, what'd I do? I hadn't a clue!
BFBlue Falcon
Allow me to elucidate, Dog Wonder. It's time you knew the truth.
(In the flashback, Radley Crown shoots the gun to Dragon, Dragon grabs him)
BFBlue Falcon
(narrates) You were once an ordinary but beloved security dog... until tragedy struck.
(The dog bites Dragon's back that explodes, dog loses consciousness)
(Next scene in the laboratory)
QDr. Quest
Radley, I was able to replace most of Reggie's damaged body parts with robotic replacements. Now, for the tricky part: the heart.
RBRace Bannon
But doctor, are you telling me you're going to power this dog with the most powerful generator on the planet?
QDr. Quest
He's a living thing, Race, and deserves no less.
(Flashback ends)
(Dynomutt chuckles)
But Dynomutt wasn't the only cyborg created in that explosion, was he, Dr. Zin?
ZDr. Zin
No. Stealing the Quest-X was to be a trial run for my greatest creation: the Dragon battle suit. So, precious was this invention, I trusted only one person to test it: my own daughter. The accident fused the suit to Jenny and has been feeding off of her life force ever since. How did you know?
The Dragon registered a heat signature on Mr. E's scanners.
FFred
But why the obsession with Dynomutt?
ZDr. Zin
Not the dog, the Quest-X inside! With that to power the Dragon suit, my Jenny would survive. But now...
BFBlue Falcon
I had no idea.
DDynomutt
Oh, my goodness gracious! Why didn't you say so? Never to busy to help a fellow cyborg with a jump start.
(Dynomutt uses a power cable to the Dragon suit)
BFBlue Falcon
Dog Wonder, no! The feedback could destroy you both!
(The Dragon suit almost exploded with a flash, it raised and opened itself to release Dr. Zin's daughter, Jenny, she collapsed, Dr. Zin helped her)
Aww! Isn't that sweet? (giggles)
ZDr. Zin
Robot dog, meddling kids, man in bird suit, you have my thanks. I have spent so many years pursuing my evil plan of global domination, I sometimes forget the beauty of a simple act of selfless kindness. (Fred and Daphne smile at each other) (mocking) It's a pity you must all now be destroyed as this island explodes with the fury of 1,000 suns! (Both Dr. Zin and Jenny laugh)
JJenny
Good one, dad! Let's motor.
(Dr. Zin and Jenny escape with their jetpacks)
DDynomutt
Well, for an evil, crazed scientist, he certainly has a unique sense of humor.
(The gang with Blue Falcon and Dynomutt escape the island)
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