Where's your motorcycle?
Oh, it's right over—[sees motorcycle is gone]
[violently shakes Cat] CAAAAAAAT! WAKE UP! Where is my motorcycle?! WHERE...IS...MY...MOTORCYCLE?!?!
“#MotorcycleMystery” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Sam Puckett (2), Cat Valentine (1), Goomer (1)
Hey! This is America—you speak either English or Spanish!
Excuse me! I am looking for an elderly man who I do not know and whose face I do not remember. Has anyone seen an elderly man who I do not know and whose face I do not remember?
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