Sam
(to Goomer) What do we call your mom?
Cat
Oh, yeah, what's her last name?
Goomer
Same as mine: Merr. So just call her Mrs. Merr.
Sam
Wait, your last name is Merr?
Goomer
Yeah, my Daddy was French, so my first name is Gieux, and my last name is Merr. See? Gieux Merr.
Sam
Gieux.
Cat
Merr. Like what those three wise guys brought baby Jesus.
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