Do you realise what you’ve done?!
What, Bob’s going to sue?
No! He’s Santa Claus!
[horrified] What?!
That’s right - you’ve just maimed Father Christmas!
So, I guess I’m not the only one not getting presents this year...
S2Sabrina Claus
S2Little Big Kraft
QMrs. Quick
Mr. Kraft, the students need lunch, and they need it now!
[digging into his pocket] Well, I have two rolls, a jaw breaker and... [pulls the gum from his mouth and holds it up] some ABC gum and I’m willing to share.
S2Five Easy Pieces of Libby
Well, I’ll be using me as shorthand for us. I’ve already got the floral design in my head.
Oh, well I’m glad your butt is working. Oh, I’ll be using butt as shorthand for your head.
S2Finger Lickin' Flu
I'm too weak to lie, I didn't wear my mittens.
[Zelda feels Sabrina's forehead]
Well, Salem... your temperature is alarmingly high
[surprised] I'm really sick?
Yes, and that can only mean one thing...
More attention and sympathy?
[grins] A nice cold bath!
[Hilda points and a kitty bath appears on the table with ice cubes floating in it]
What?! [quickly] I’m feeling better! [Hilda picks him up as the scene switches to an exterior shot of the house] I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
Now there’s something you should know about Dr. Brickman-
[a seven-year-old in a doctor's coat enters, reading a clipboard]
BDr. Brickman
Hello, I’m Dr. Brickman.
[to Zelda, sarcastic] Let me guess, he has cold hands?
Don’t worry, he performed his first operation at two.
BDr. Brickman
I even supervised my own birth - I’m a complete professional.
S2Disneyworld
Aren’t you trespassing on government property?
QQuizmaster
No, I’m here to inform you that you can expect a very big Witch Exam sometime soon.
It doesn’t involve changing the earth’s orbit, does it? Because the last time I tried that, a little thing called El Nino happened.
QQuizmaster
Well, I can’t tell you when, but I can tell you where.
[Mr. Kraft walks towards them, writing in a clipboard]
[to himself] Oh boy, I don’t know why they can’t just accept the misery that should be their lives... [Quizmaster snaps his fingers] Class trip to Florida!
[delighted] We’re going to Disneyworld!
[the students cheer with her]
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