Mr. Kraft quotes from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Mr. Kraft, the students need lunch, and they need it now!

Mr. Kraft

[digging into his pocket] Well, I have two rolls, a jaw breaker and... [pulls the gum from his mouth and holds it up] some ABC gum and I’m willing to share.

Sabrina

Aren’t you trespassing on government property?

No, I’m here to inform you that you can expect a very big Witch Exam sometime soon.

Sabrina

It doesn’t involve changing the earth’s orbit, does it? Because the last time I tried that, a little thing called El Nino happened.

Well, I can’t tell you when, but I can tell you where.

Mr. Kraft

[to himself] Oh boy, I don’t know why they can’t just accept the misery that should be their lives... [Quizmaster snaps his fingers] Class trip to Florida!

Sabrina

[delighted] We’re going to Disneyworld!

Valerie

[singing] "S", because she’s so sublime,

Harvey

[singing] "B", because she’s the best babe in school,

Mr. Kraft

[singing] And "I" is for the icon she’s become,

[singing] and "A", it’s redundant to say,

Valerie

Sa!

Harvey

Bri!

Mr. Kraft

Na!