So I can’t decide whether to shoot for (a) The computer and the mountain bike, (b) The computer and the ski jacket or, (c) All of the above.
Boy, I’d hate to be there if you got a savings bond...
“Sabrina Claus” · Season 2
In this episode: Sabrina Spellman (4), Hilda Spellman (2), Zelda Spellman (2), Harvey Kinkle (2), Libby Chessler (1)
Hi Harvey.
Hey Libby, got any plans for the holidays?
Like it matters; I hate Christmas.
What’s your take on Kwanzaa?
I usually like all the presents, but this year I have to be around my bratty step-brother, Russell.
[surprised] Really? Your family has a brat in it?
Colours with my lipstick, drips chocolate on my stuff and he can cry on cue... [notices Sabrina] What’s your problem, Freak? Hoping Santa will give you a personality this year? [walks off]
And a crossbow!
We have a problem, our niece Sabrina has a case of Egotitis.
BBob
Yeah? That’s not your only problem...
It isn’t?
BBob
Nah - You’ve got one sorry looking Christmas tree.
It looked better with presents.
Do you realise what you’ve done?!
What, Bob’s going to sue?
No! He’s Santa Claus!
[horrified] What?!
That’s right - you’ve just maimed Father Christmas!
So, I guess I’m not the only one not getting presents this year...
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