[after finding Katrina posing as Sabrina reading her diary] How far did you read?
KKatrina
Far enough to know you had a dream about Miles last night.
MMiles
Really?
Don't get too excited, you were dead.
S5You Can't Twin
Mother's maiden name?
Becker.
Favorite dessert that doesn't involve chocolate?
There isn't one. How long is this going to go on?
Until we make absolutely sure you're the real Sabrina.
Say "Woo hoo".
Woo hoo.
Imposter! J'accuse!
Back off furball, or I'm gonna tell Aunt Zelda about the time I caught you in her lingerie drawer trying on her lacy red...
It's Sabrina!
JJezebelda
Well well well, look what the cat dragged in.
KKatrina
It's horrible to see you too.
JJezebelda
Did you gain a little weight?
KKatrina
Did your legs get skinnier?
JJezebelda
Is that a whisker coming out of your chin?
KKatrina
Is that a chin coming out of your other chin?
JJezebelda
[fondly] Lord, I missed you girl.
KKatrina
I missed you, too. [they hug]
S5Tick-Tock Hilda's Clock
[The doctor pulls a clock out of Hilda's stomach]
Wow, you'd think I'd remember swallowing that...
I hate doctors! They poke you, and ask if that hurts. Of course it hurts, you just poked me!
Sabrina, I do not want a birthday party, I do not want one on the beach, I do not want one with a sneach, I do not want one up in space, I do not want one any place!
A party in Whoville?
If I don't get that clock back today, I am gonna OFF SOMEBODY!
S5Love is a Many Complicated Thing
Miles, tell her that Valentines day is nothing more than a bogus holiday engineered by the greeting card industry.
MMiles
In cahoots with the flower companies and candy manufacterers. I have a hunch the Trilateral Commision is also involved.
That's so cute, I never realized how much you two have in common.
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