Sabrina, the Teenage Witch Season 6 quotes

Did you just say that I’m... fired?

When the committee reviewed your qualifications for "Professor of the Year", your file stated that you had three advanced degrees from Harvard?

Oh, I do!

Well, we called Harvard to verify; they said the last "Zelda Spellman" who attended there graduated in 1873.

[to herself] Has it really been that long?