I’ve got to get this de-activator off.
I’ll pick it with my dew-claw. It’s essentially the same lock that’s on your diary
S2Sabrina Gets Her License (Part 2)
I’m so glad we spent our small fortune on a briefcase.
So fire it up and whip me up some hospital grade catnip.
S2Dummy For Love
You'll never guess who just asked me out? Kirk!
Should I still guess?
CCupid
Look, I have to be honest with you; It’s more than that, it’s against my principles.
Is it because I’m a cat and she’s a woman?
CCupid
No, it’s because you're a cat and she’s Sherry Lewis.
But I could make her so happy! Besides, she’s gotta be tired of that whiny lamb. Not even a lamb, it’s a sock!
CCupid
You sicken me.
Get a real job... and some pants.
S2Dante's Inferno
WYWitch Yenta
I have to go. I have to meet someone...
Your old boyfriend?
WYWitch Yenta
No, my therapist
She seems so happy. Oh, remember how we used to stay up Friday nights telling each other about our dates?
We haven’t done that in ages.
I know. We haven’t done that in ages because we haven’t had dates in ages.
Oh well, at least we have each other. [pause] Oh my heavens! I’m living with my sister! I've gotta call that Yenta!
I remember the first time a boy gave me a star... Next thing I knew, three wise men were at the door.
S2A Doll's Story
I was just invited to a party.
At seven o’clock?
Well, I wasn’t exactly invited, but people saw me hear about it and didn’t warn me to keep away. D’ya wanna come?
Gee, I’d love to, since they went to so much trouble not to ban us, but I can’t. I’m baby-sitting my little cousin.
S2Sabrina, the Teenage Boy
FREEZE! Don’t squirt that perfume, unless you want to be a boy who gets beaten up!
Man, that was close!
It’s not enough to look like a dude, you have to start thinking like a dude. Have you picked a name yet?
Kirby?
We’re back to getting beaten up here...
[watching Mr Kraft and Hilda (as a man) brawl from the stairs] This is better than Pay-per-view!
I wish you would learn that it’s never a good idea to turn yourself into a boy.
Oh, there was no harm done! Except for those four cheese-steaks I ate...
S2A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It
I am so glad. I hate flying during the holidays. The traffic getting back from the Universe is always vacuum to vacuum.
You mean Halloween might actually be fun this year? Not that Grandpa’s game of "Find My Teeth" isn’t without it’s charms...
My Mom and Dad say I’ve got to take my little brother and his friends trick or treating.
You're kidding! Did they just spring this on you?
Yeah! They just now reminded me that they told me about it two weeks ago.
How do we get to be friends with those guys?
I think we’d have to fill out a form. Do you know what I’d say to Asher if he talked to me?
What?
[weakly] Hello.
That would take guts.
A couch who's allergic to cats? Finally, someone whose life is more pathetic than mine!
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