Is it time for the test?
QQuizmaster
Are you kidding? You are not ready. This is a warning. You haven't cracked this hand. I mean, not even the knuckles. Hey, I liked that one.
S2Sabrina Gets Her License (Part 1)
Let me guess, you failed your first try?
I'll get it next time.
I'm sure you will. But unfortunately, there's a penalty.
No dessert?
S2Sabrina Gets Her License (Part 2)
SSSgt. Slater
Spellman, Spellman... Why is that name so familiar? Hilda Spellman... Hilda Thorn-In-My-Side Spellman! Don't tell me you're related to Hilda Spellman?
...Okay!
SSSgt. Slater
Unauthorized leave, upsetting a fellow recruit, De-activating your De-activator, feeding a canine officer a non-food substance.
Hey, he picked that fight, not me!
SSSgt. Slater
Oh yeah? That’s not what he said!
I’ve got to get this de-activator off.
I’ll pick it with my dew-claw. It’s essentially the same lock that’s on your diary
I’m so glad we spent our small fortune on a briefcase.
So fire it up and whip me up some hospital grade catnip.
S2Dummy For Love
You'll never guess who just asked me out? Kirk!
Should I still guess?
CCupid
Look, I have to be honest with you; It’s more than that, it’s against my principles.
Is it because I’m a cat and she’s a woman?
CCupid
No, it’s because you're a cat and she’s Sherry Lewis.
But I could make her so happy! Besides, she’s gotta be tired of that whiny lamb. Not even a lamb, it’s a sock!
CCupid
You sicken me.
Get a real job... and some pants.
S2Dante's Inferno
WYWitch Yenta
I have to go. I have to meet someone...
Your old boyfriend?
WYWitch Yenta
No, my therapist
She seems so happy. Oh, remember how we used to stay up Friday nights telling each other about our dates?
We haven’t done that in ages.
I know. We haven’t done that in ages because we haven’t had dates in ages.
Oh well, at least we have each other. [pause] Oh my heavens! I’m living with my sister! I've gotta call that Yenta!
I remember the first time a boy gave me a star... Next thing I knew, three wise men were at the door.
S2A Doll's Story
I was just invited to a party.
At seven o’clock?
Well, I wasn’t exactly invited, but people saw me hear about it and didn’t warn me to keep away. D’ya wanna come?
Gee, I’d love to, since they went to so much trouble not to ban us, but I can’t. I’m baby-sitting my little cousin.
S2Sabrina, the Teenage Boy
FREEZE! Don’t squirt that perfume, unless you want to be a boy who gets beaten up!
Man, that was close!
It’s not enough to look like a dude, you have to start thinking like a dude. Have you picked a name yet?
Kirby?
We’re back to getting beaten up here...
[watching Mr Kraft and Hilda (as a man) brawl from the stairs] This is better than Pay-per-view!
I wish you would learn that it’s never a good idea to turn yourself into a boy.
Oh, there was no harm done! Except for those four cheese-steaks I ate...
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