Hilda and Zelda in “Dante's Inferno”

She seems so happy. Oh, remember how we used to stay up Friday nights telling each other about our dates?

We haven’t done that in ages.

I know. We haven’t done that in ages because we haven’t had dates in ages.

Oh well, at least we have each other. [pause] Oh my heavens! I’m living with my sister! I've gotta call that Yenta!