Vesta quotes from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Vesta

[seriously] Sabrina, we need to talk.

Sabrina

[worried] Did I do something wrong?

Vesta

Yes. [starts laughting] No! [takes off her glasses] Don’t you recognise me?

Sabrina

...Should I?

Vesta

Oh, I’ll give you a hint: [snaps her fingers and her clothes change] I am your Aunt Vesta!

Sabrina

Let me guess... from my father’s side of the family?

Vesta

Bingo! I even carry a photo of me holding you as a baby. [pulls out the photo and shows it to Sabrina]

Sabrina

Oh, look, There’s Aunt Hilda and Aunt Zelda... [frowns] ...Is that Andy Worhol?

Vesta

[sighs happily] Those were the good times. I don’t know why, but the eighties are always the best decade of every century.

Sabrina

Look, I’d really love to stay and talk, but I’ve gotta get to class.

Vesta

Don’t be silly, we have a lot of catching up to do! [to herself] Now, where can we find a good cup of coffee? Oh, I know! Paris! [snaps her fingers once more, and they both are transported to a riverside cafe in Paris] Voila!

Sabrina

...You know the weirdest thing? [grins] I’m missing French class to be here.

Sabrina

My other aunts don’t let me drink coffee.

Vesta

[sarcastically] Yes, the evil bean. I’m sure they’re full of all sorts of "cant’s" and "don’ts", like [in Hilda's voice] "Don’t stay up too late!", and [in Zelda's voice] "No, you can’t get a tattoo!"

Sabrina

[amazed] You sound just like them!

Vesta

We lived together for two hundred years, but we’re very very different. You see, they actually enjoy living on Earth and I can’t stand mortals for too long.

Sabrina

[uncomfortable] You know I’m half mortal?

Vesta

Oh, not that there’s anything wrong with that, darling! It’s just that, well, mortals seem to have to work so hard for everything. It tends to make them bitter.

Sabrina

Aunt Vesta, we need to talk.

Vesta

[confused] Did I do something wrong?

Sabrina

No, I did. Look, I shouldn’t be here, I should be at the movies with Jenny.

Vesta

Oh, but that’s so ordinary! I mean, you could be a rock star!

Sabrina

[interrupting] I’m not a rock star, I’m a karaoke singer - and not a very good one, at that!