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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch · Season 1

Sabrina and Vesta in “Third Aunt from the Sun”

Sabrina

My other aunts don’t let me drink coffee.

Vesta

[sarcastically] Yes, the evil bean. I’m sure they’re full of all sorts of "cant’s" and "don’ts", like [in Hilda's voice] "Don’t stay up too late!", and [in Zelda's voice] "No, you can’t get a tattoo!"

Sabrina

[amazed] You sound just like them!

Vesta

We lived together for two hundred years, but we’re very very different. You see, they actually enjoy living on Earth and I can’t stand mortals for too long.

Sabrina

[uncomfortable] You know I’m half mortal?

Vesta

Oh, not that there’s anything wrong with that, darling! It’s just that, well, mortals seem to have to work so hard for everything. It tends to make them bitter.

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