Angelica?! What are you doing here?
[crying] Daddy, I heard you! I heard it all! I'm sorry I was bad and runned away from home! I'm sorry I cut up your papers and broke your fax machine! I'm sorry and I promise I'll never be bad again! Only please, take me back!
Take you back? Honey, I didn't even know you were gone!
No! I thought you were still in your room, safe and sound.
You mean you didn't even know I runned away?
I had no idea! Oh, but sweetheart, you know you'll always be my princess, no matter what you do. You're my baby and I love you. [Angelica hugs him]
[The episode credits play over a pattern of red, green, and blue dots that move around]
[The dots zoom out, revealing that they make up the display on the Pickles' TV set; Tommy is standing very close to the screen, watching the man talk]
MOMan on TV
I knew right then I had snagged me a walla pike.
[the camera pans over to Grandpa, who has fallen asleep in his chair and is still holding the remote]
[walks into the living room, gasps loudly when she sees Tommy standing so close to the set, and walks over to him] No, no, no, honey! [lifts up Tommy and looks at him] Don't you know that focusing so closely on images can permanently damage your vision?
[As she talks, she looks closer into Tommy's eyes, which go cross-eyed, causing Tommy to see multiple copies of Didi's face. He quickly uncrosses his eyes, making his vision go back to normal. Didi sets Tommy down on the floor so he can crawl around, then approaches Grandpa, takes the remote from him without waking him up, sits down on the couch, and changes the channel from the fishing show to what looks like a talk show, but with a donkey as the host]
Time to say, bye-bye, sweetie. [Tommy starts bawling] Oh, what's that matter sweetie.
Of course, it's me, you babies! There's going to be trouble! That does it!
But, Angelica, I don't have to...
[she slapped his mouth] Quiet, Tommy. My daddy says that your show is the biggest gravy-train in town.
Gosh. After Happy Bear almost got caught by the Taxidermist, I couldn't sleep for days.
PPaul
Mr. Finster, have you Talked to a psychiatrist about this?
PPaul
[yelling] What's wrong with you people?! Don't you have any real lives outside of this mindless cartoon!?!
[dumbfounded] Well, really? We just thought you liked to hear from a few of your fans.
[confused] How can the creator of Happy Bear be so cruel?
RRandy
Wait a minute, Paul. I can explain everything. [After Randy notices his neighbors at his house unexpectedly]
Now if this doesn't work, I quit!
[Angelica picked up the mushed food and threw it at Paul, causing his toupee to fall off into the soup.]
RRandy
Oh, I'm sorry, Paul, let me get that for you.
[Paul shunned Randy from picking up his toupee as Paul picked it up and placed the damp toupee on his head. He then picked up mushed food and threw it at Drew.]
[Paul laughed as a playful food fight began.]
PPaul
Randy, I do not know how you did it but these guys really crack me up! You're a Comedy Genius!
[During the food fight, with food splattered on the archway above the babies' heads.]
Eww! Now what are they doing?
I don't know, but it looks like they're having fun.
SSusie
Fun?! Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [starts to cry, the camera zooms into her mouth and swerves behind her uvula showing the shot from the inside as Paul wandered up]
PPaul
Aww, what's the matter, Susie?
SSusie
Now, we're gonna have to move because my daddy's gonna get a new house!
PPaul
Move?! Randy, you jokester. I'd never allow it. With all these wild characters in the neighborhood. It's a writer's gold mine! In fact, how would you kids and your parents like to come down and see the Dummi Bears Studio tour?
Aww, do we have to... [Drew muffles Angelica]
[Randy splatters green gelatin all over himself. The next scene you see Randy guiding Paul to the car.]
RRandy
Paul, I'm so glad you came. We'll have to have you back again.
[Stu jumps out of a nearby bush.]
RRandy
Yeah, well, I'll see you at the office, huh?
[Randy chuckled as he and Paul continued on their way. Stu dreamily fell into Drew's arms.]
Wow. He looked right at me. That man has changed by life! Man, we didn't need words.
[The camera moves past an elderly man pushing the spout of a container with a sign that says "Creamed Ham", which is next to containers with signs that say "Creamed Potatoes" and "Creamed Toast" respectively. Another elderly man is pushing the spout of another container, pouring gravy onto his food. Tommy and Angelica are standing next to a table with a can of coffee on it. Angelica points to the can]
You see, Tommy? That there coffee is what big people drink if they want to get waked up! Alls we must do is add the stuff in that can to that bucket of water.
[Angelica points to a bucket of water that says, "Caution: Wet Floor" in red letters]
I'll climb up there and get it.
[Tommy groans as he jumps and reaches for the can of coffee. He misses and falls over, but sighs in disdain. Then he looks over at an electric scooter, but turns right-side up]
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CClown
Look kid. It's just an act. Under this freak show, I'm a regular guy. Just like your dad.
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Why do I have to go? I wasn't crying.
RRingmaster
Sorry, folks, no refunds.
I'm glad we left. I'd forgotten how unsanitary circuses are.
Come on, Deed. Circuses are an American institution. They're part of growing up. Kids love the circus.
Chuckie, it's all over now.
Hey, thanks for bailing me all back there, Tommy. I felt really stupid crying all by myself.
It's not fair. We didn't get to see any of the good stuff all because those babies started crying.
Angel, you got to see a lot of good stuff. Remember that big scary lion.
That dumb old lion didn't even have any teeth.
And you got cotton candy and popcorn. And Daddy even bought you that nice stuff turtle he was screaming for.
Stupid turtle. It doesn't even do anything.
What do you expect for $16.95.
The whole circus was dumb.
Not now, cupcake, I suppose if you have the circus, you can do everything your way.
If I ran the circus. Hmm.
Making chocolate pudding.
It's 4:00 in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
[tired deadpan] Because I've lost control of my life.
[watching TV in a queen bed] Ah ha ha ha ha!
Here's your pudding, Angelica.
Oh, that's okay, Uncle Stu. I'm not hungry anymore.
[Cut to outside the house as Stu screams like a girl]
[Angelica is looking at the kaleidoscope. Tommy is in the playpen and wants to look at it]
That's not fair! I wanna see the kaleidoscope.
[to Tommy] Oh, you wanna see.
You really, really, really wanna see?
Oh. [handing Tommy the kaleidoscope] Okay. [as Tommy was about to reach for it, she then pulls it away] Oops, I forgot...it's not for babies!
[angrily argues with Drew] So, what you're saying is my inventions are junk!
Don't put words in my mouth. You're always putting words in my mouth.
[grabs Drew by the shirt] You never have one encouraging thing to say about any of my inventions!
Drew: [takes Stu's hands off his shirt and puts them between his pants] Okay, they're more fun than a root canal!
My inventions are great! (angrily taking the kaleidoscope away from Angelica) For example, take this piece of junk you bought.
She could have bought a Stu Pickles Super Sense-o-Max kaleidoscope for the same price!
[furiously turns his back on Stu and angrily crosses his arms] Well, maybe she didn't want a Stu Pickles Super Sense-o-Fuzz-a-Whatever-it-is!
Didi: (begging) Please, you two!
[furiously covers Drew and Stu's mouths] ZIP IT, THE BOTH OF YA! (The argument does end, and Angelica takes the kaleidoscope back from Stu.) Always fightin' ever since you were babies!
You mean Daddy and Uncle Stu used to fight when they were babies?
Fight?! Heh... [uncovers Drew and Stu's mouths] They made their civil war look like a dang squirrel hunt.
[crosses his arms] We never fought.
Are you kiddin' me? Them two were always going at it. Why, I remember one time when Stu was about, well, Tommy's age, not even old enough to talk. Yes, sir. I remember it just like it was yesterday.
[Flashback to 1959. The episode of Blocky and Oxwinkle is yet on, showing the titular characters running to the rescue]
BBlocky
Hurry up, Oxwinkle. It's time to obliviously save the day in the nick of time...
[Young Grandpa has overheard Baby Drew and Baby Stu's fighting, and he turns the television off as punishment]
YYoung Grandpa
[shouts] No more Blocky and Oxwinkle! [Baby Drew and Baby Stu start crying. He takes them to the downstairs playpen] You can blubber all you want, but it ain't gonna help! Now you two sprouts play nice. If you're real nice, I'll let ya watch Lawrence Welk tonight. [the two boys stop crying for a second, looking at each other, but start crying again; looks at his watch] Whoop. Time to open up the store. [heads to the front door to open it up]
[The two babies stop crying, and watch their dad go to work]
Hey, this is MY home movies! And if I say I have a crown, then I have a crown, OK?! Now, where was I? Oh, yeah...
[The drawing moves down to reveal a series of drawings of a red square outline, that then comes to life in animation, as Angelica's window, which opens...]
[narrating] And this is me, in my beautiful room...
[In the home movie, we see Angelica, now with a more simplified design and faceless, lying in her bed as stuffed animals surround it, and "Me" in blue appears above her. Angelica wakes up in her drawing and yawns and stretches as the "Me" and dolls disappear...]
[narrating] Every day when I get up, I get out of my covers and stand on my bed and greet the day!
[The Angelica drawing stands on her bed and waves at the sun in the sky as a rooster crows. The sun briefly smiles back at her. Then she jumps off her bed...]
[A small, simply-drawn crayon figure runs in with a blank face, a black body and blue legs, representing Drew...]
Yes my little darling, my dumpling, my pumpkin pie? [hugs Angelica's leg]
[shakes Drew off her leg] Get me my breakfast, right now!
[Tommy flicks a piece of cereal from his bowl. The scene transitions to the next scene, which takes place in the living room. Tommy and Chuckie are now dressed in their normal attire, and Tommy sits on the couch with a bored expression on his face as Chuckie watches his favorite show, Space Trek Babies, which is essentially a combination of Star Trek and the spin-off babies trend popularized by Muppet Babies]
BSBaby Spock
We can't abort the entire mission for one lost teddy bear, captain! It's just not logical!
BMBaby McCoy
[bouncing in a jumper] You and your infernal logic! Can't you see? We're babies, not computers!
[Tommy changes the channel to Reptar, who is destroying the city. The camera moves over to Chuckie, who is shocked to find out Tommy changed the channel]
