Rugrats · 173 quotes
Don't worry, Deed. It's easy as pie. To open, simply tug gently on the Velcro side and [tries to open one but fails] Ya just tug gently and--[falls over, breaking the strap and knocking the drawer out]
DidiOh, Stu. I hope you didn't put these anyplace else. [looks shocked as there are some in the living room]
[the babies go outside]
What are we going to do? The Dummi Bears didn't work!
[shaking her head] Taking the rattle didn't work.
Water didn't work.
[stops pushing Dil's stroller] I gots a idea! After my daddy mows the lawn, he can't even lift his finger! Maybe that will work for Dil!
That's a great idea Tommy, except Dil can't mow! He can't even walk.
He can if we help him.
[Chuckie and the twins cheer, then the babies all push Dil's stroller and the toy lawnmower and the wagon with the dogs in, who eventually run away]
Dilly's not tired at all.
And now he's making funny sounds. [referring to his stomach growling]
He's gonna poop! Run for your lives! [He hides in the sand box, Phil hides in a bush, Chuckie hides behind the sand box, the girls hide behind a tree, Dil farts, everyone comes out of their hiding places]
Hey, nothing shaked!
Maybe the mowing worked.
Yay!
[the parents come outside]
Well, I think the shaking stopped, Deed.
DidiThat's a relief. Now, maybe we could put away some of your safety equipment? I mean I'm all for being prepared, Stu, but I'd like to return to normal.
What's not normal?...You're right, Deed, maybe I did go a bit far. [takes helmet off Lil] I need to come up with a simple approach. Like instant airbags that deploy at the slightest hint of motion!
Didi[removes Kimi's helmet as Phil removes his] At least nothing exploded this time.
We did it, guys. Sorry I gave you too much power, Dilly. And I'm pretty sure you're back to Norman now! Of course, there's only one way to be sure. [has Spiffy and Dil play tug-o'-war with the frog, Spiffy wins] Yup, Dilly's out of power!
