Woody Woodpecker quotes from Robot Chicken

Guys, look what Andy's aunt got him from Gwyneth Paltrow's website. Say "hi" to Pinko!

[a block of wood with pieces of string attached to it] Hello.

What are you?

I am a Swedish creativity object, designed in conjunction with free space theory, which encourages cognitive freedom. [to Woody] For instance, your cowboy concept restricts imaginative thinking, whereas I am conceptually neutral. Andy chooses what I am, not the manufacturer.

I already hate this prick!

Hey, stop that! We're all friends here, Mr. Potato Head. Pinko, let me be the first to welcome you and shake your hand!

How CAN I shake your hand?

Uh, with your hand right there. [points to Pinko's string]

Who said that's a "hand"? Maybe I'm a magical train and that "hand" is a wheel? Maybe I'm a candy making machine, or a hotel for tiny clowns? My concept will come from Andy's brain, not yours.

Whoa! No need to get upset, man.

"Man"? How dare you! Maybe I'm a woman? Maybe I'm an asexual space creature? Andy should decide, and not be forced into your narrow, violent worldview.

Violent?! We are NOT violent toys!

Really?! What is that holster used for? Probably not organic fruit snacks. [to Buzz] And I bet that laser isn't meant for pointing to things in a classroom setting. [points to Rex] That is a Tyrannosaurus Rex - A.K.A. nature's perfect killer! [to Mr. Potato Head] And you're the most frightening toy of all!

What, because of my acerbic point of view?!

You keep body parts in your trunk. You know who else did that? Jeffrey Dahmer! And didn't you strap a bear to the grill of a truck to teach him a lesson? Who are you, the Mafia?!

Hey, shhh! Andy's coming!

I can't wait to begin growing creatively with Andy!

"I am Pinko. You decide what I am." [scoffs] Okay. You're trash!

Hey, can someone give me a hand?!

Who says these are hands? Ha ha ha ha! [high fives Woody, then screen cut to static]

Guess who Weeee! [Falls Down] Everybody say I'm stupiid yes siree that's how that's why that's where I chop look I'll knock on wood, [knocking is heard] I will knock on woood, [knocking is heard again] so I'm stupid what what what can I dooo I tell you!

WHAT THE [BLEEP]?! Shut up Woody. [Throws an egg at Woody] Don't do it again.

[Phone is ringing then Woody picks it up then answers] Hello?

[In Spanish accent] Hola Handy Manny's repair shop. You break it…

We fix it!.

This is Manny.

[Grabs manny's tools and Kicks Mr. Lopart in the ass] I've got your bucket of tools Manny!

[Kills manny with a gun] So long bastard!

We all say goodbye to my grandfather, but he truly is in a new place in heaven.